You'd better watch out! You'd better not cry! You'd better not pout, I'm telling you why…
Satan Claws is coming to town!
As shares in tinsel, fake snow and beer continue their upward trend, Burnie hashers gather underneath the cameltoe for a festive jaunt around Burnie, before exchanging gifts that are, remarkably, nearly all the same.
Santas should gather at King Komm, North Pole, Burnie, for a 5:30pm ho ho. Bring a plate of Christmas goodies to share and a wrapped gift to the value of $10.
Special appearance by a visiting southern hasher, although on reflection it's not that special.
H5 will be celebrating its 1400th run on Monday 17th December, coinciding with its JMs Christmas Run.
The run starts at 6:30pm from the Hobart Regatta Pavilion, Lower Domain and will cost $30. The theme is 'mixed fruit' and everyone must bring a $5 pressie for Santa.
Launceston Hash House Harriers will be celebrating its 30th anniversary with a commemorative run on Thursday 28th February 2008. The run will be set by one of the original Gang of Five members, Neil 'Derbs' Derbyshire at its original location in Legana (Launceston). More details closer to the date.
Those interested should contact GM 'Gloworm' at firstname.lastname@example.org or 'Ballpoint' at email@example.com.
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Dec 17 - H5 1400th run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion
Jan 19 - High Noon for Full Moon V @ Bothwell
Feb 28 - Launceston Hash House Harriers 30th anniversary commemorative run @ Legana
Mar 1 - Hobart Red Dress Run @ Hobart Regatta Pavilion
Mar 21-23 2008 - Interhash, Perth WA
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 924 - Dec 16 - Phay Ray @ Burnie (Christmas r*n)
R*n 925 - Dec 23, Dec 30 or Jan 6 - only the JMs know