HHH Hash Trash 26 June 2009

After a week spent coughing up fur balls, Burnie Hash lurches into its second thousand runs this Sunday.

Lady of the Lake, Knickers, is looking for the true heir of the mystic pork sword, Exvibrator.  The knights of BH3 are to assemble at Lake Isandula for a 3:30pm country hunt.  'D' batteries extra.  Afterwards, retire to castle Isandula, where King Ratchet will sacrifice assorted meat-like products and Lady Knickers will fizz some week old pasta.  What fun.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for food and bucket.  Bring extra cash to be ripped off by Hash Hawker ChunZo.
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A new hash club will come to light under July's flickering full moon (chhh-tata-chhh, chhh-tata-chhh).  Lunar Hash, based on the NW coast of Tasmania, will meet each full moon to enjoy various pagan rituals, or at least those that involve drinking.

In order to say that you were on Lunar Hash Run 1, be at Otto's Grotto in Ulverstone at 7:00pm on Tuesday 7^th July.
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If you want a bed for the sixth Wild West Weekend at Waratah, you'll need to get your $25 deposit to Dini or Phay Ray by July 10^th.  NOTE: we will not be able to hold beds unless there is a deposit as money was lost last year due to 'no shows'.  Don't be your usual slack self (sorry Slack) – get your deposit in now!
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Early details of BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha Rainforest Interhash 2010 pre- and post-lube tour are up on the Hash Trashmania blog (http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/).  If you are going to the next Interhash and want to experience something authentic of the region, get in contact with BP to register your interest.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Jul 7 – Lunar Hash Run No. 1
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1004 - June 28 - Knickers @ Lake Isandula, Gawler
R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
† R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

RE: LUNAR 1

Attn: ALL LUNATICS

LUNAR HASH – RUN 1

Tues 7^th July 2009 at 7pm from Ottos Grotto Ulverstone

Moon Walk followed by Pub Grub.

No charge but bring $$$ for counter attack and wigged waffle.

Moon Moon
Tracka

Waratah

A reminder to those attending Waratah Wild West July 25-26, that a deposit of $25 each is required to reserve your accommodation at the Pub, payable to Burnie HHH by July 10^th.

On! On!

Dini (dini@dhash.com)

 

Tassie Nash Hash 2011 - Calling for volunteers

If you think you may be available to assist in any way (either leading up to, or during the event), head to the Hash Tasmania blog site now (www.tashash.blogspot.com ) where you will find an on-line volunteer form to complete.

Tasmanian Hashers volunteering will be offered a discounted rate for registration (the special back-to-back price of $210, payable by end Feb 2010).

Check out the Aussie Nash Hash 2011 link to see progress so far.  As at 23/6/2009 there were 197 registrations received!

 

HHH Hash Trash 19 June 2009

Ugh.

Grunt urg ah BH3 1000^th ugag!  Hrrm arr grr ughag hurr grmmmf.

Hhu mmrr gruff urk arrggle, ah Saturday 1:30pm hnmd grunc dranclurc 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie.

Hrdump $25, grud, hrurrummp, arroooga, noo, urppl uh adrangarrr Slack Mac.

Ugh.
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R*n: Saturday June 20th, 1.30pm
From: 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie
Evening: Wear just your best skins and bones
On On, Feasting, Badge & Hat provided, BYO drinks.
Prehistoric value at only $25

Cavemen with big bones welcome
Cavewomen with appetite for big meat very welcome
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 20 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1000 - June 20 - Burnie 1000th @ West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1004 - June 28 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Doodle Do and Bastard @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 12 June 2009

Authorities have announced an outbreak of B1H3 virus, otherwise known as the 'wine flue', in the North Motton area.  Chief Wine Pathologist, Dr Lyn Munden, has ordered the Burnie Hash crack wine team to 72 Purtons Road, North Motton, to hunt down the carrier, Mr S Mac, who is understood to have drained several cases of infected wine in recent weeks.

The B1H3 team is to assemble at the designated point at 1530hours this Sunday, masks and glasses at the ready.

Bring surgical head covering, bed pan, bedside manner, public health patient and $10 for surgical swabs.  Bring extra cash for a dabble in Dr Page's Gladstone bag.
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A reminder to the idle amongst us that the first general meeting to organise Aussie Nash Hash 2011 will be held this Tuesday (16 June) at the Italian Club in North Hobart, starting at 7:00pm.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1003 - June 14 - Slack Mac @ 72 Purtons Road, North Motton
R*n 1000 - June 21 - Burnie 1000th @ West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1004 - June 28 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Doodle Do and Bastard @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 05 June 2009 - Highland Fling!

Och aye the noo.

Apparently that's Scottish for 'oh, yes, the noo', the noo being a common household utensil for removing haggis stains from tiles.

It's the time of the year for all good and stout men to walk around jock-less while wearing a dress (yes, I know that happens at a red dress run too) - the Chardonnay H3 Highland Fling. Again the poor southern attendance will be bolstered by the finest of Burnie Hashers (and Grizzly) by making it an official BH3 r*n.

If you haven't booked - it will be a cold weekend sleeping in the car outside, but for the rest of us we'll be nice and warm, albeit dealing with the night-time lumberjack chorus.

The Chardonnay JMs latest attempt at organisation has everyone registering from noon, then assembling in the car park at 1:00pm for convoy to the run start. After that, it's anyone's guess.

For the stay-at-homers, it is rumoured that the Lowland Fling will be held at the normal Burnie hash time (adjusted for Ringo's absence) from the House of Hump.

Bring everything you can think of.

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To One Hump and Camelot - all the best for this weekend's nuptials from Burnie Hash - it's all downhill from here.
We'll celebrate by showing a collection of One Hump nude photos from hash events gone by - it's bound to be a short show.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 6-8 - Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Great Lake Hotel, Miena
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1002 - June 6 - Highland Fling @ Miena
R*n 1003 - June 14 - Slack Mac @ 72 Purtons Road, North Motton
R*n 1000 - June 21 - Burnie 1000th @ West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1004 - June 28 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Doodle Do and Bastard @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Highland Fling Change to Start Time

Please note that the starting time for the Highland Fling r*n this Saturday is now advertised on the Chardonnay Blog as being 1pm (not 1.30pm as originally advertised in the flyer).

Aussie Nash Hash 2011 general meeting

As soon as Tasmania was announced as host of Aussie Nash Hash 2011, people started to bring forward their thoughts on how to make it a successful event. While all these ideas were welcome, we weren’t really ready to take note.

We are now. The first general meeting of people wishing to assist in the organisation of Aussie Nash Hash 2011 will be held on Tuesday 16th June, starting at 7:00pm at the Italian Club 77 Federal Street, North Hobart.

This meeting will be used to ‘brainstorm’ the various aspects that go to make up a good hash event in order to provide soon-to-be-appointed sub-committees with a brief on their allocated areas. The bar will be open (buy your own) to assist in the process of making unintelligible scribblings on paper. We realise that the holding of this meeting in Hobart on a weeknight precludes many northern folk from attending, however we do encourage participation from all hashers and will make available notes from the meeting to all clubs and interested persons for additional comment.

If you have half a mind (all that’s required to go hashing) to input into this event, please attend. If you have further questions, please contact publicity hound Herr Flick or any of the other more appropriate persons listed below.

On! On!
Lone Arranger
Aussie Nash Hash 2011 GM

Lone Arranger – 0429 346 266 or faulks42@bigpond.com
Herr Flick – 0438 340 564 or herrflick@netspace.com
Dini – 0407 876 567 or dini@dhash.com
Bloody Mary – 0409 421 467 or mary.hey@MyState.com.au
Grizzly – 0418 143 481 or grizzly@dhash.com

Return to the Stone-H

Dini-----

Burnie H3 1000th - return to the stone H... er, age

Before the Hash there was nothing…

It’s the year 1000 B.H. (1978), and things are primitive.

Burnie is an uncivilised place - no Hash on a Sunday, no Burnie Ten weekends, Grizzly is just a smooth-cheeked boy scout leader in a silly hat. The city holds its breath, waiting for something a little different…

Enter Boss Harrier, bringing an ancient ritualist sect from the old cuntry….the Hash House Harriers, renowned for their r*nning, drinking, drinking and drinking.

1000 R*ns ago our Hash was born, and in celebration we invite you to join us for a special r*n to a sacred site, and later a night of Neanderthal proportions.

R*n: Saturday June 20th, 1.30pm
From: 448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie
Evening: Wear just your best skins and bones
On On, Feasting, Badge & Hat provided, BYO drinks.
Prehistoric value at only $25

Cavemen with big bones welcome
Cavewomen with appetite for big meat very welcome

On! On!

FABulous message

Hi to all the BH3, nice pics!!!!!!!!!

We would have loved for the 1000th to be a week after the 20th, but shit happens:-)

We will be back in Aus in a week for Joshua's wedding and the birth of our first Grandchild (Yep it finally happenend) and will be coming back to Tas for a flying visit, hope we can catch up with everyone.

Cheers & ONON
FAB