Authorities have announced an outbreak of B1H3 virus, otherwise known as the 'wine flue', in the North Motton area. Chief Wine Pathologist, Dr Lyn Munden, has ordered the Burnie Hash crack wine team to 72 Purtons Road, North Motton, to hunt down the carrier, Mr S Mac, who is understood to have drained several cases of infected wine in recent weeks.
The B1H3 team is to assemble at the designated point at 1530hours this Sunday, masks and glasses at the ready.
Bring surgical head covering, bed pan, bedside manner, public health patient and $10 for surgical swabs. Bring extra cash for a dabble in Dr Page's Gladstone bag.
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A reminder to the idle amongst us that the first general meeting to organise Aussie Nash Hash 2011 will be held this Tuesday (16 June) at the Italian Club in North Hobart, starting at 7:00pm.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 21 - Burnie H3 1000th
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1003 - June 14 - Slack Mac @ 72 Purtons Road, North Motton
R*n 1000 - June 21 - Burnie 1000th @ West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1004 - June 28 - Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Doodle Do and Bastard @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard
On on
Grizzly
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