HHH Hash Trash 25 September 2009

Why did the chicken cross the pool?

Does it need a reason? Why would it want to? Does it think that it's a duck? And who let a chicken in here anyway?

For answers to none of these questions, go no further than Devonport's foremost poultrologist, Dyke, who is holding a seminar on aquatic gallifomes this Sunday starting at 3:30pm from the Devonport Olympic Pool, Steele Street, Devonport. Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, rubber chicken and $10 plus change.

Hopefully the seminar won't last as long as Professor DoodleDoo's marathon dissertation on pedestrian piscetorians.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 26 – AFL Grand Final gatherings
* Launceston H3 AFL R*n and Piss up @ Launceston Workers Club, 12 noon.
* Chardonnay Footy Fiends go to Portholes and Swallow's, 14 Ewing Avenue Kingston Beach.
* Devonport HHH pigskin tragics go where there's cold beer and a big telly—Tracka's place (to be confirmed, when he tells Tinsel).
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I'm going have to give this up – it be rubbish I'm writing now
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1019 - 27/09/2009 - Dyke @ Devonport Olympic Pool, Steele St
R*n 1020 - 04/10/2009 - Ringo @ Burnie (joint run with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers *cough* @ TBA
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
† R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
† R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
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No Thrust at Burnie Hash

Funny how Burnie Hash planned for Thrust not to be making todays marathon run....

Boom-boom the Hash monk ensured there were rainbows and some sun-showers...


Tinsel above is revelling in the Burnie landscape...

GoneAgain-----

HHH Hash Trash 18 September 2009

Why did the fish cross the road?

Well, clearly the fish couldn't of its own accord.  It'll need an accomplice, probably a chicken.  Or a rooster.  Or maybe a hare.

To watch this menagerie-à-trois, hosted by A Doodle Doo, Burnie hashers should head to Fish Frenzy on the upmarket Burnie waterfront (parking optional) for 3:30pm start.  Bring fish hat, mug, joke, friend, lemon, $10 plus raffle change, and a nice bottle of sauv blanc.

Unless it's raining, of course, in which case the bloody fish can cross the road by itself.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)

September 26 – AFL Grand Final gatherings * Launceston H3 AFL R*n and Piss up @ Launceston Workers Club, 12 noon.

* Chardonnay Footy Fiends go to Portholes and Swallow's, 14 Ewing Avenue Kingston Beach.

* Devonport HHH pigskin tragics go where there's cold beer and a big telly—Tracka's place (to be confirmed, when he tells Tinsel).

October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park

* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748

October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend

November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay

November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport

2010

January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)

July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)

R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ Fish Frenzy, Burnie

R*n 1019 – September 27 – Dyke @ Devonport Olymprick Pool

† R*n 1020 – October 4 – Ringo @ Burnie (joint r*n with LoonR Hash)

R*n 1021 – October 11 – Knickers @ TBA

R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0

R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

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HHH Hash Trash 11 September 2009

Ahhh Chunder, always pushing the boundaries.  Who else would set an invisible trail?

This time he's sending the pack way out west; far wester than any other hare before.

This Sunday's trail is from the Black River Camp Reserve (formerly known as Brickmakers Beach), which is a casual 4.4km stroll west of Port Latta.  Yes, Port Latta.  Not Port of Burnie.  Not the old Port of Cam or even old Port of Wynyard.  Port Latta.

Hare Chunder says 'don't be late and bring spare socks and shoes, for here there be mud.  Shiggy, and lots of it.

Apres hash will be held at a secret location of the public bar type.  Bring coin for a countery and grog.

Us Chardonnay hashers would never put up with such antics!

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)

October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park

$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748

October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend

November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay

November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport

2010

January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)

July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com

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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)

† R*n 1017 – September 13 – Chunder @ Black River reserve

R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ Fish Frenzy, Burnie

R*n 1019 – September 27 – Dyke @TBA

† R*n 1020 – October 4 – Ringo @ Burnie (joint r*n with LoonR Hash)

R*n 1021 – October 11 – Knickers @ TBA

R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0

R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

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HHH Hash Trash 09 September 2009

Since 2003, Harriettes have claimed one day as their own by staging special hash events in all corners of the globe when the day, month and year all bear the same number.

This year, Harriettes (joined by some of the ugliest and hairiest women imaginable) will gather in three Tasmanian centres.

In the NW of the state, Burnie H3 will host a frock up from Oakleigh Park in Burnie.  Cost is $15, which covers enough chocolate and champers to get you through menopause.

In Launceston there's a progressive dinner hash, starting at BallPoint's house and finishing in Puss In Boots' bed.  Well, that's where she's finishing.

In Hobart, Tasmania's only all-girl hash club, Hobart Hash Harem, is celebrating its 555^th run from the Marquis of Hastings pub, starting at 7:00pm.  The theme is 999 tu tu 555 and cost is $20.

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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
September 9 – Hobart Harem 555 @ Maquis of Hastings
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport

2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash  www.borneointerhash2010.com

On on
Grizzly
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HHH Hash Trash 04 September 2009

I see a full moon a-rising.

The seasonally adjusted rising of the September full moon (which appears one day later than it does down south, for some odd reason) will be celebrated by a bunch of Loonies, led by Hare-y mooner B.A. Stard, starting at 7:00pm from the Penguin boat ramp.

With LoonR Hash, Devonport Hash and Global Harriettes all within days of each other, sage JMs Rosemary and Basil have decreed that the LoonR run will also be this week's official Burnie H3 r*n.  That should swell the numbers in Penguin!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† September 9 – Hobart Harem 555 @ Maquis of Hastings
† October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
† November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
† November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport

2010
† January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash  www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1015 – September 5 – Bastard @ Penguin boat ramp (joint Burnie/LoonR)
† R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09) – Dini and A Bit of This @ Oakleigh Park
R*n 1017 – September 13 – Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ Fish Frenzy, Burnie
R*n 1019 – September 27 – Dyke @TBA
R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA (joint r*n with LoonR Hash
R*n 1021 – October 11 – Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

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