Friday, 23 October 2009

HHH Hash Trash 23 October 2009

Some trails are just rubbish; they're not meant to be but that's how they end up.

This week's trail, however, WILL be rubbish even before we start. Did hare Speed Hump refuse to listen to a tip from the Trail Master (what a waste)? Does Speedy have a thing for rebarbartive rejectamenta?

Regardless of all this garbage, this Sunday's trash hash starts at 5:30pm from the Burnie Waste Management Centre on Mooreville Road, Burnie.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, nose plugs and $10 for bucket and tucker; bring extra change for a chance to win some crap DVD that may or may not have your name in the title.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I would like to acknowledge that last week's e-mail, which implied Knickers set the trail and the pigs were flying, was not entirely factual. Clearly this was not the case and I apologise to Knickers and to the readership for such a misleading statement. The e-mail should have said that experienced hare Knickers set trail without the assistance of any flying pigs, because they were in trapped in Hades, where they experienced unexpected Arctic conditions.
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Someone will soon whinge that the start time is 5:00pm. Don't believe them; it's all a plot to get home before some God-awful ABC period drama starts.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip (trash hash)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon

On on
Grizzly
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2 comments:

A Bit of This said...

Our esteemed JM Phay Wray decreed that start times for Burnie R*ns will until further notice be 5pm.

Web Wanker said...

I knew that I could depend on you!