In a short time, parents will set aside their normal reservations about a strange fat man wandering through their house in the middle of the night and enticing their children with gifts. This will be followed by the ritual of cooking far much more than can be consumed within 24 hours, mid-afternoon sleep on any surface not occupied by a relative, and the festive season's equivalent of post-natal depression.
Never fear - hope comes on Sunday afternoon in the form of Dini's cold turkey run from the lone chook ranch. Replace that festive funk with the smell of manure and dead animals! Enticing!
On On will be called at 5:00pm, Bring your swimming/tubbing attire hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and extra drinks for a big night
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† January 22th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—A Bit of This @ TBA
† 1088 Jan 9th—Dyke HOFT @ Wilmot?
† 1089 Jan 16th—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
Friday, 24 December 2010
Friday, 17 December 2010
HHH Hash Trash 17 December 2010
Dear Santa
I don't really want much for Christmas. A cricket team that can win would be nice, but I know that's a tall order.
I thought that you may be interested to hear news of your crack Santa Operations Group, which as been in training all year at your Burnie campus. I'm pleased to report that some members have plumped up nicely for the occasion. Some of the female members (it was your idea to be an equal-opportunity employer) have managed to grow a bit of a beard, but we'll have to rely on fake ones again.
The final test will be held this Sunday, starting at 5:00pm from Spotlight in Burnie. The squad will be tested in their three-Hs (Ho Ho Hos) and undergo a rigourous stuffing with cake and sherry. We'll have to re-think the carrots, though.
Hang on Santa - Johnson's just taken three wickets - you certainly work fast!
Dress festively and bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift of approx $5-$7value. Bring: Food, gift, Santa suit or similar, mug, joke, friend, raffle change and extra drinks for a big night...
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
I don't really want much for Christmas. A cricket team that can win would be nice, but I know that's a tall order.
I thought that you may be interested to hear news of your crack Santa Operations Group, which as been in training all year at your Burnie campus. I'm pleased to report that some members have plumped up nicely for the occasion. Some of the female members (it was your idea to be an equal-opportunity employer) have managed to grow a bit of a beard, but we'll have to rely on fake ones again.
The final test will be held this Sunday, starting at 5:00pm from Spotlight in Burnie. The squad will be tested in their three-Hs (Ho Ho Hos) and undergo a rigourous stuffing with cake and sherry. We'll have to re-think the carrots, though.
Hang on Santa - Johnson's just taken three wickets - you certainly work fast!
Dress festively and bring a plate of food to share and a wrapped gift of approx $5-$7value. Bring: Food, gift, Santa suit or similar, mug, joke, friend, raffle change and extra drinks for a big night...
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
† 1087 Jan 2nd—Ratchet & Knickers @ Port Sorell
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Thursday, 9 December 2010
HHH Hash Trash 10 December 2010
It's not a great time to be Australian, at least not when you have a Pom in your midst, and it doesn't come any more midst than the mobile postcode of this week's hare, A Bit of This.
Trail starts from the Paddington end of Guide Falls and the track should take a bit of spin. Umpire will call 'game' at 5:00pm and tea will be taken in the Truly Memorial Pavilion at 448 West Mooreville Road.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and box.
Over.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
† 1086 Dec 26th—Dini’s Cold Turkey at Lone Chook Ranch
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Thursday, 2 December 2010
HHH Hash Trash 3 December 2010
After attempted take overs of hashing territories in the far north and south, Burnie Hash has finally conceeded that there's no place like home, and GM Boom 'Dub-Ya' Boom has Blu-Tacked the 'Mission Acomplished' banner across the gateway to Burnie. Yes, spelling isn't his strength.
Homecoming hare LaLa, having served a lengthy aprenticeship with a veteran hare who got lost in his own town, is setting forth from the former House of Hump, 120 Mount Street, Burnie, with the pack baying at her heels at 5:00pm.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa @ Burnie
† 1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—TBA
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Homecoming hare LaLa, having served a lengthy aprenticeship with a veteran hare who got lost in his own town, is setting forth from the former House of Hump, 120 Mount Street, Burnie, with the pack baying at her heels at 5:00pm.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday—High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa @ Burnie
† 1084 Dec 12th—A Bit of This@ Burnie
1085 Dec 19th—Phay Wray & Urang’s Santa R*n @ Burnie
1086 Dec 26th—TBA
1087 Jan 2nd—TBA
1088 Jan 9th—TBA
1089 Jan 16th—TBA
Friday, 19 November 2010
HHH Hash Trash 19 November 2010
Usually, mounting Roland is something left to the likes of Hamersely, Chardonnay or even the DickHead Hash, but this week Roland belongs to Burnie H3!
Dyke, who knows Roland like the back of his scrotum, is leading a hardly band of HOFTers out and possibly back, starting at Spreyton's big fruit d'jour at 10:00am.
Bring everything you might need for a day walk in Tasmania, plus money for a pub meal afterwards.
Assuming that you make it back.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n
Dyke, who knows Roland like the back of his scrotum, is leading a hardly band of HOFTers out and possibly back, starting at Spreyton's big fruit d'jour at 10:00am.
Bring everything you might need for a day walk in Tasmania, plus money for a pub meal afterwards.
Assuming that you make it back.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n
Thursday, 11 November 2010
HHH Hash Trash 12 November 2010
1980.
The begining of a decade that was dominated by big hair and shoulder pads, then devolved further into the mullet. While the rest of the world works hard to forget, one group wants us to remember.
Devonport Hash, begat from the heaving loins of Burnie H3, will be celebrating it's 30th anniversary with a galah event at the Spreyton Casino Complex (otherwise known as Trakka and Tinsel's place), Tarleton Rd, Spreyton.
As the doting single parent of this illegitimate child, Burnie Hash will be there to spike the drinks, vomit on the lawn and have lewd photos taken with Tinsel's extensive collection of garden gnomes.
Registration from 2pm, run starts at 3pm. Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $20, raffle change, extra drinks.
'Normal' Burnie H3 Sunday servicing will not occur this week. You'll just have to service yourself.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n
The begining of a decade that was dominated by big hair and shoulder pads, then devolved further into the mullet. While the rest of the world works hard to forget, one group wants us to remember.
Devonport Hash, begat from the heaving loins of Burnie H3, will be celebrating it's 30th anniversary with a galah event at the Spreyton Casino Complex (otherwise known as Trakka and Tinsel's place), Tarleton Rd, Spreyton.
As the doting single parent of this illegitimate child, Burnie Hash will be there to spike the drinks, vomit on the lawn and have lewd photos taken with Tinsel's extensive collection of garden gnomes.
Registration from 2pm, run starts at 3pm. Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $20, raffle change, extra drinks.
'Normal' Burnie H3 Sunday servicing will not occur this week. You'll just have to service yourself.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—LaLa
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n
Friday, 5 November 2010
HHH Hash Trash 5 November 2010
After a victorious first blooding of Burnie's newest suburb, this week's trail heads back to its local roots, and it doesn't get much more local than the outer reaches of Gawler.
Veteran hare Knickers has spent hours reconnoitering new horizons and no doubt has come up with a pearler of a trail. We even have a new venue; 940 Isandula Road - past the lake, cross the bridge, first road on the left. There will be signs or a Ratchet standing like a shag on a rock to give directions.
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
† November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
† November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
† December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
† December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
† December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
† January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
† Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
† Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
† Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
† Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
† February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
† 1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n
Veteran hare Knickers has spent hours reconnoitering new horizons and no doubt has come up with a pearler of a trail. We even have a new venue; 940 Isandula Road - past the lake, cross the bridge, first road on the left. There will be signs or a Ratchet standing like a shag on a rock to give directions.
Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Friday November 12th—Herr Flick’s 50th Birthday @ Bellerive Yacht Club
November 13th, Saturday— Devonport Hash 30th Anniversary pyjama party @ Tracka’s place, Tarleton Road Spreyton. See flyer.
† November 22nd, Monday—LoonRhasH @ TBA, Devonport Hares
† November 27th, Saturday—Grizzly’s 50th Birthday bash @ the Civic Club
† December 19th, Sunday—Burnie Christmas R*n
† December 20th, Monday—Devonport Christmas R*n
† December 21st, Tuesday—LoonRhasH @ TBA.
† January 29th, Saturday- High Noon for Full Moon at Oatlands, set by Ringo and Grizzly.
† Sunday 20th Feb 2011—Burnie HHH Pre-lube—Burnie CBD
† Monday 21st Feb 2011—Devonport Pre-lube—Devonport CBD
† Tuesday 22nd Feb 2011—Launceston pre-lube
† Thursday 24th Feb 2011—Red Dress R*n, Hobart CBD
† February 25-27th, 2011—Aussie Nash Hash, Hobart
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
† 1085 Dec 19th—Santa R*n
Friday, 29 October 2010
HHH Hash Trash 29 October 2010
Despite a declining population, the geographical perimeter of the City of Burnie appears to be expanding faster than Grizzly’s waistline!
Not satisfied with recent expansions into Spreyton and Port Sorel, Burnie has lifted up its outskirts and plonked them down well into LH3 and LH4 territory.
This week’s BURNIE trail is being set Giggles and Boomboom in the leafy suburb of Grindelwald, a mere 90 minutes drive from the Burnie CBD. The brunch trail starts at 10:30am from 4 Pleasant Hills Drive, Grindelwald.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.
Hashers looking to extend their time exploring Burnie’s new eastern boundary can head along to the Open Hash House from 7.30pm Saturday 30th - byo grog and sleeping bag.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
Not satisfied with recent expansions into Spreyton and Port Sorel, Burnie has lifted up its outskirts and plonked them down well into LH3 and LH4 territory.
This week’s BURNIE trail is being set Giggles and Boomboom in the leafy suburb of Grindelwald, a mere 90 minutes drive from the Burnie CBD. The brunch trail starts at 10:30am from 4 Pleasant Hills Drive, Grindelwald.
Bring: Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change, extra drinks.
Hashers looking to extend their time exploring Burnie’s new eastern boundary can head along to the Open Hash House from 7.30pm Saturday 30th - byo grog and sleeping bag.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
Friday, 22 October 2010
HHH Hash Trash 22 October 2010
Price check on incontinence pads!
There's nothing more exciting than a trip to the supermarket. Apparently. This is why hare Speed Hump will be marshalling the Burnie Hash shoppers in the personal aisle of the West Park Grove supermarket for a 5pm trolley stroll. Oh great, it isn't even a real supermarket, just a glorified corner store!
Bring a hat, mug $10.00 for food and bucket, but leave the Frequent Shoppers Card at home because IT'S NOT A REAL SUPERMARKET. Bring extra cash to bankrupt Phay Ray's dwindling quality *cough* raffle prizes while GonZo still has control.
Next week's hare will no doubt want to start from the car wash at the BP petrol station, followed the week after by trail from the cut price hairdressers. I don't know how you Burnie hashers can stand the constant excitement.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1077 Oct 24th—Speed Hump
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
There's nothing more exciting than a trip to the supermarket. Apparently. This is why hare Speed Hump will be marshalling the Burnie Hash shoppers in the personal aisle of the West Park Grove supermarket for a 5pm trolley stroll. Oh great, it isn't even a real supermarket, just a glorified corner store!
Bring a hat, mug $10.00 for food and bucket, but leave the Frequent Shoppers Card at home because IT'S NOT A REAL SUPERMARKET. Bring extra cash to bankrupt Phay Ray's dwindling quality *cough* raffle prizes while GonZo still has control.
Next week's hare will no doubt want to start from the car wash at the BP petrol station, followed the week after by trail from the cut price hairdressers. I don't know how you Burnie hashers can stand the constant excitement.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
Sunday December 19 - Burnie H3 Christmas r*n
Monday December 20 - Devonport H3 Christmas run
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1077 Oct 24th—Speed Hump
1078 Oct 31st—Giggles & Boomboom
1079 Nov 7th—Knickers
1080 Nov 13th—?Gatecrash DHash
1081 Nov 21st—Dyke does Roland
1082 Nov 28th—A Bit of This
1083 Dec 5th—TBA
1084 Dec 12th—TBA
Saturday, 16 October 2010
HHH Hash Trash 16 October 2010
¡Ay, caramba! The hombres at Burnie Hash are muy loco!
On Sunday they have to run like Speedy Gonzales for 10km, so how do they prepare? They head out the day before to run over muddy hills and down slippery valleys, then spend the night feasting on chili and drinking tequila!
Perhaps it's not so loco - I know something like that gives me the runs!
The cattle truck leaves from los rancho Ringo and Dini (448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie) at 2pm sharp. Cost is mucho pesos, but where else can you whack your piñata in public?
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at
Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
On Sunday they have to run like Speedy Gonzales for 10km, so how do they prepare? They head out the day before to run over muddy hills and down slippery valleys, then spend the night feasting on chili and drinking tequila!
Perhaps it's not so loco - I know something like that gives me the runs!
The cattle truck leaves from los rancho Ringo and Dini (448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie) at 2pm sharp. Cost is mucho pesos, but where else can you whack your piñata in public?
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at
Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
Saturday, 9 October 2010
Global Harriettes R*nning at Leith
This Sunday 10.10.10 Burnie Hash dons the frocks and lipstick to celebrate Global Harriettes' Day.
It's a "girls only" outing set by the lovely Ratchette, which minces off at 5pm from the Leith Reserve(over the river from Turners Beach).
Rumour has it that the on on will be at the nearby Forth Pub, but you know how women change their minds...
Bring hat, purse, hankie, clean underwear, money for raffle and ?pub meal.
On! On! Dini
It's a "girls only" outing set by the lovely Ratchette, which minces off at 5pm from the Leith Reserve(over the river from Turners Beach).
Rumour has it that the on on will be at the nearby Forth Pub, but you know how women change their minds...
Bring hat, purse, hankie, clean underwear, money for raffle and ?pub meal.
On! On! Dini
Friday, 17 September 2010
HHH Hash Trash 17 September 2010
What does any self-respecting NW hash club do after a week of
Arctic-like conditions? Escape to the west coast!
Arctic-like conditions? Escape to the west coast!
GonZo and Chunder's HOFT to East Pillinger, south of Queenstown,
starts with bacon and egg Mc-something at 7am so that the ecological
footprint of Burnie Hash can be lessened.
Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, lunch, drinks and EPERB.
One more thing - don't eat yellow snow.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
† Monday October 25 - H4 2100th at Huon Valley
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party at
Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ 31 Wilmot St, Port Sorell
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 10 September 2010
HHH Hash Trash 10 September 2010
Strewth - it's good to be shy of that shonky froggie stuff and back to some good ol' Aussie hashing, and there's nothing that speaks to me more about hashing in Oz than a run set by a Pom in a Dutch park.
There's sure to be some bratwurst and saki there, just to give it that authentic Aussie bush feel. Makes you feel proud to be Asian.
On! gets called at 3pm, which seems a waste of a good afternoon, but there you go. Bring a turban, stein, non-racist joke (Dini!) and EUR7.24 for makan and grappa; bring extra for raffle (you may win something exotic, like an imported packet of Tim Tams).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
† Monday October XX - H4 2100th at Huon Valley (Spoof's changed his
mind about the date - a bit like changing the course of the Titanic -
stay tuned)
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
† Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
† Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party
at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ Hiscutt Park
† R*n 1071 - Saturday 18/09/2010 - Chunder and GonZo @ HOFT to East
Pillinger (South of Queenstown)
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
There's sure to be some bratwurst and saki there, just to give it that authentic Aussie bush feel. Makes you feel proud to be Asian.
On! gets called at 3pm, which seems a waste of a good afternoon, but there you go. Bring a turban, stein, non-racist joke (Dini!) and EUR7.24 for makan and grappa; bring extra for raffle (you may win something exotic, like an imported packet of Tim Tams).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
† Monday October XX - H4 2100th at Huon Valley (Spoof's changed his
mind about the date - a bit like changing the course of the Titanic -
stay tuned)
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
† Monday November 1 - Kids with Cancer charity run @ Mt Nelson, Hobart
† Saturday November 13 - Devonport H3 30th anniversary - pyjama party
at Trakka and Tinsel's place in Spreyton
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ Hiscutt Park
† R*n 1071 - Saturday 18/09/2010 - Chunder and GonZo @ HOFT to East
Pillinger (South of Queenstown)
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube - Mexican Hash Dance
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 3 September 2010
HHH Hash Trash 03 September 2010
Bon jour, mon amis. Zis wick zee Burnie 'Ash 'Arz 'Arriers are joining zee dickheads at DH3 by mocking zee grande traditions of le Tour and talking in outrageous French accents while walking, running, cycling or riding around Ulverstone in zee yellow jerseys. Sacre bleu!
Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at une, 'ow you say, 1pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone. Tres excitemont!
Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.
For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Flasheur at flasher@dhash.com or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.
Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1069 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1071 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at une, 'ow you say, 1pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone. Tres excitemont!
Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.
For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Flasheur at flasher@dhash.com or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.
Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1069 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1071 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube
R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 27 August 2010
HHH Hash Trash 27 August 2010
In the excitement of the election and the prospect of a well-hung parliament (I hear that Bob Katter has a huge member), last week's Hash Trash did not get published.
The minister responsible has been made to share a room with Laurie Oakes until his private members' bill gets up or until Laurie gets his motion passed (he's a huge cheese fan - no, not Cheese).
This week's junket is being set by Senator Rae from the marginal electoral of Ridgley, 200 metres north of the Mount and West Mooreville Roads junction. Polls open at 3pm.
Bring hat, mug, baby to kiss and $10 and change for political donation.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
† Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1068 - 29/08/2010 - Phay Ray @ Ridgley
R*n 1069 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1071 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
† R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
† R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube
† R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
On! On!-------------------------------
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
† Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest @ Orford
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1068 - 29/08/2010 - Phay Ray @ Ridgley
R*n 1069 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour
R*n 1070 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1071 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1072 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
† R*n 1073 - 03/10/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1074 - 10/10/2010 - Ratchette @ TBA (Global Harriettes Run)
† R*n 1075 - 16/10/2010 - Burnie Ten pre-lube
† R*n 1076 - 17/10/2010 - Burnie Ten
Grizzly
Friday, 13 August 2010
Hash Trash 13 August 2010
"Go West", the Village People once said. They also said "you can get it at the YMCA", but we prefer not to talk about that.
This weekend, however, we do act on their words and head west for the 7th annual Wild West Weekend, holed up again at the Mt Bischoff Hotel, Waratah. Head wrangler Phay Wray wants all the greenhorns to assemble between noon and 12:30pm, ready for a 2:00pm stampede (or earlier if all the cattle are penned). Yee and haw!
Cost is $70, which covers two runs, piss stop, circle, accommodation, three course evening meal and cooked breakfast. Buy your own grog at the bar. Boy howdy!
Bring along your wild west evening gear and karaoke act (with own CD).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
This weekend, however, we do act on their words and head west for the 7th annual Wild West Weekend, holed up again at the Mt Bischoff Hotel, Waratah. Head wrangler Phay Wray wants all the greenhorns to assemble between noon and 12:30pm, ready for a 2:00pm stampede (or earlier if all the cattle are penned). Yee and haw!
Cost is $70, which covers two runs, piss stop, circle, accommodation, three course evening meal and cooked breakfast. Buy your own grog at the bar. Boy howdy!
Bring along your wild west evening gear and karaoke act (with own CD).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1065 - 14/08/2010 - Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
R*n 1065.5 - 15/08/2010 - Recovery Run @ Waratah
R*n 1066 and all that - 22/08/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
† R*n 1067 - 29/08/2010 - TBA @ TBA
† R*n 1068 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour† R*n 1069 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1070 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 1071 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1065 - 14/08/2010 - Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
R*n 1065.5 - 15/08/2010 - Recovery Run @ Waratah
R*n 1066 and all that - 22/08/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
† R*n 1067 - 29/08/2010 - TBA @ TBA
† R*n 1068 - 04/09/2010 - DH3 le Tour† R*n 1069 - 12/09/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1070 - 19/09/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 1071 - 26/09/2010 - DT @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 6 August 2010
Hash Trash 06 August 2010
Dear reader
I'm afraid that this will be our last piece of 'intimate' corespondence. You will recall that I spoke briefly of 'the other'; it now appears that there may be more. I've just been abused by some bint in Burnie because I had yet to send my regular communique to you, dear reader. No longer, it seems, can I type sweet nothings for viewing via your graphic user interface only.
Regardless, I acknowledge your correspondence advising that the Trailmaster has fallen to the age-old device of setting a run himself instead of finding hares. I hope that he is at least good at setting trail.
I gather that you will gather at his Tuggers summer house at 2/64 Tugrah Rd. Spreyton. I also gather that there will be cake, both cooked and in its rawest form - a birthday and 450 run 'millstone', no less.
Are you still running at 3:00pm? Shirley you should have started moving it out to the summer start time by now!
Don't forget to bring the headwear, the cash and the grail.
And so, dear reader, I sign off for a final time, or at least until they all get bored again and you return to being my sole reader, abbreviated to r-sole.
WW
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
Saturday August 21 - Election Day Hash (Hobart)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
On! On!
Grizzly
UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
Saturday August 21 - Election Day Hash (Hobart)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1065 - 14/08/2010 - Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1065 - 14/08/2010 - Wild West Weekend @ Waratah
R*n 1065.5 - 15/08/2010 - Recovery Run @ Waratah
R*n 1066 and all that - 22/08/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 30 July 2010
Hash Trash 30 July 2010
Dear reader,
You've been strangely silent this past week. Perhaps you are upset by the attention being shown by 'the other', or perhaps the Trailmaster has finally stepped into the 21st century and you no longer feel wanted (but no, the absence of a decent receding hareline rules that out).
You've been strangely silent this past week. Perhaps you are upset by the attention being shown by 'the other', or perhaps the Trailmaster has finally stepped into the 21st century and you no longer feel wanted (but no, the absence of a decent receding hareline rules that out).
I have been forced to rely upon information via that bint from Burnie, who also happens to be this week's hare. Trail apparently starts at Pioneer Park, follow signs, probably closer to South Riana but nowhere near Choveau Road. This seems to be rather vague, but there's nothing quite so ball-tingling as heading out late on hash day with only a general idea of where you are going. Perhaps you wouldn't understand, being somewhat lacking in the 'two veg' department.
In the absence of information to the contrary, I'll make the call of a 3pm start, and bring a hat, mug, joke, firewood and $10 for brew and burgers; Chunder may even have some ill-fitting shirts from Sarawak to raffle off.
I do hope to hear from you again, dear reader, as I miss your demanding e-mails and rebuking comments.
I've been bad, please hurt me
WW
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
† Saturday August 21 - Election Day Hash (Hobart)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
† Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
† Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
† Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
† Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
† Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
† Saturday August 21 - Election Day Hash (Hobart)
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† Thursday September 23 - LoonR Hash @ Legana Tavern
† Friday September 24 - Hobart Full Moon AGPU
† Saturday September 25 - AFL Grand Final Day runs (Hobart and Launceston)
† Saturday October 2 - LH3 1900th @ Lulworth
† Saturday October 2 - H5 Oktoberfest
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
† Saturday October 30 - LH4 850th @ Ansons Bay
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1063 - 01/08/2010 - Dini @ Pioneer Park, Riana
On! On!
Grizzly
RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1063 - 01/08/2010 - Dini @ Pioneer Park, Riana
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 23 July 2010
Hash Trash 23 July 2010
Dear reader,
It seems like an eternity since I have had a chance to communicate with you, and much has happened during the meanwhilst. During our short separation it would appear that I've attracted the attention of another reader. Please don't think of me as shallow, but I think that there may be enough wanker to go around. I would understand if you are upset by this news and decided to look elsewhere for your hashing news - Gispert knows that there is so much of it going around these days.
It seems like an eternity since I have had a chance to communicate with you, and much has happened during the meanwhilst. During our short separation it would appear that I've attracted the attention of another reader. Please don't think of me as shallow, but I think that there may be enough wanker to go around. I would understand if you are upset by this news and decided to look elsewhere for your hashing news - Gispert knows that there is so much of it going around these days.
If it's any consolation, I don't think it will last - the 'other' reader likes to get hers early, and I just don't know if I can satisfy her needs.
Nevertheless, I offer the following in the hope that it will be accepted by you in the manner in which it is intended...
This week's trail will be set by that stout fellow, Ratchet, although I will leave it to you to decide if he is short and round stout or rich and dark stout. The jungle drums of western Borneo did not carry information of where the trail will start, but knowing gay old Ratchet as I do (again, you decide which way the adjectives fall), the trail will start somewhere along Isandula Road in Gawler.
The days draw longer, but I suspect that the run will still start at 3:00 in the PM and that each hasher should bring the usual assortment of cash and kind.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Monday July 26 - LoonR Hash @ Otto's Grotto - 1st anniversary!
Saturday August 7 - Hash Ball
Saturday August 14-15 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
Saturday September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
Sunday October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
Saturday October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 16 July 2010
Hash Trash 16 July 2010
To celebrate of the return of our glorious band of tee total hashers from outer Brunei Burnie hashers are requested to convene at the lower car park...(the gravel end) of the University in Mooreville Road for a r*n set by Speed Hump. R*n will commence at 3pm prompt. The On-on will be moved to the new House of Hump in Ridgely where we will imbibe tea and eat scones, jam and Devonshire cream in recognition of our non-drinking friends!
Personally I'd kill for a burnt sausage and a Guinness but we must observe these new Hash Traditions!! (Wonder how long they will last???)
There will be yet another 'millstone' to celebrate.... this time Speedy is welcome to the flour storm as I'm fed up with eating muddy scones at the chicken farm!! The grit gets in my teeth and even the chickens ignore them!!
Now that the 'ABC draw card' at 7.30pm has finished we may now continue the celebrations with cocoa until late!!
On-onA Bit of This
Friday, 9 July 2010
Trash
Is it a bird? is it a plane? No it's Dyke setting trail from the Penguin Viewing Centre in West Park, Burnie. This will be a minor 'Millstone' half the size of the last one!! Soooo more flour for tea and scones at the chicken farm on Sunday. It would be a shame if more than a bit of flour was wasted on this Hasher! R*n will start at 3pm with the on-on moved to the chicken farm to complete the destruction thereof before the owners return on Monday.
Our intrepid Interhashers made their assault on Mt Kinabalu yesterday. News is sketchy but nearly all made the summit, and everyone is safely back at ground level. No doubt we'll hear all the details soon!
The next InterHash will be at Borobodun Java from 25th-27th May 2012.
Your official WebWanker should be back to take the reins next week!
Friday, 2 July 2010
Burnie HHH.
No 'Millstones' this week (we are still trying to get rid of the flour storm debris at the chicken farm) but there will be celebrations aplenty when our very own captive American... GonZo sets fourth with her stars,stripes and spangled banner from the far end of Woolworths carpark in Upper Burnie.
A prompt 3pm start for all including a certain Mr. B A Stard of DH3.
Wear suitable attire; bring the usual $10 plus grail and extra money in case anyone decides to run a raffle. There will be plenty of booze for all; unlike in Brunei where our lost amigos have had to resort to drinking chocolate milk shakes!!! The On-on will be at 31 Seaview Ave. Burnie.
On-on A Bit of This.
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
Hashers at play
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Thursday, 24 June 2010
Burnie HHH.
While the Web Wanker swans off to Borneo we have to survive in a much less technical form!
Run 1057. Sunday 27th June 3pm Parklands High School car park. Look for the scaled down mobile post code!! ie: Dini's car. Bring all the usual stuff but include extra flour for a millstone r*n. On-on at the chicken farm where in the absence of the owners we will riot and rampage !!
Don't forget LoonRhash on Saturday night 26th June. Shearwater Country Club 6.30pm.
On-on A Bit of This.
Friday, 18 June 2010
Hash Trash 18 June 2010
And so, dear reader, it comes to this.
The biennial madness known as Interhash draws near and its siren song is being answered by 50-odd Tasmanian hashers (and they don't come any odder than this lot). Burnie Hash has surrendered more than its fair share, leaving behind a skellington crew to keep the home fires burning and to keep the call of 'On!' bouncing off them thar hills.
The last hurrah for some of the travellers will be heard this Sunday, with Dini ousting you, dear reader, as the hare du jour. I understand that the pack will assemble at the former House of Hump, 120 Mount St, Burnie, which is now part of the Dingo rental portfolio, with slumlord Dini grasping the dribble dropper firmly with both hands. The r*n starts at the ABC-friendly time of 3:00pm-ish; bring the usual accoutrements.
I note, dear reader, that you have requested that we bring back an orang-utan. I'm afraid that our luggage restrictions may see us wearing every piece of clothing available just to get the luggage home, so one of the great apes may be beyond our ability. Perhaps you can make do with an Urang-utan - he is large, hairy and stinks like a rugby player's jock strap too.
I have no doubt that there will be further communiqués from the north in the coming weeks, but for now I put my last pixel to screen as BH3 web wanker and leave you, dear reader, to experience what it was like in the pre-computer age of hash.
WW
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Those still remaining in Tasmania are invited to attend LoonRhash Saturday 26th June at 6.30pm at Shearwater Country Club (note earlier time than usual)
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater Country Club
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - Dini @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
† R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
The biennial madness known as Interhash draws near and its siren song is being answered by 50-odd Tasmanian hashers (and they don't come any odder than this lot). Burnie Hash has surrendered more than its fair share, leaving behind a skellington crew to keep the home fires burning and to keep the call of 'On!' bouncing off them thar hills.
The last hurrah for some of the travellers will be heard this Sunday, with Dini ousting you, dear reader, as the hare du jour. I understand that the pack will assemble at the former House of Hump, 120 Mount St, Burnie, which is now part of the Dingo rental portfolio, with slumlord Dini grasping the dribble dropper firmly with both hands. The r*n starts at the ABC-friendly time of 3:00pm-ish; bring the usual accoutrements.
I note, dear reader, that you have requested that we bring back an orang-utan. I'm afraid that our luggage restrictions may see us wearing every piece of clothing available just to get the luggage home, so one of the great apes may be beyond our ability. Perhaps you can make do with an Urang-utan - he is large, hairy and stinks like a rugby player's jock strap too.
I have no doubt that there will be further communiqués from the north in the coming weeks, but for now I put my last pixel to screen as BH3 web wanker and leave you, dear reader, to experience what it was like in the pre-computer age of hash.
WW
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Those still remaining in Tasmania are invited to attend LoonRhash Saturday 26th June at 6.30pm at Shearwater Country Club (note earlier time than usual)
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater Country Club
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - Dini @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
† R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
Vale Teflon
The Hashers of the northwest raise a glass to Teflon who passed away peacefully last night.
Teflon's first run was with Burnie Hash at Waratah in 2008 and he was named at a subsequent Devonport run with the certainty that his new Hash name "wouldn't stick".
Even though he became progressively debilitated with Motor Neurone disease, he continued to attend various events at Crow's including the last Christmas run, and he also took a soaking in good spirit sporting his trademark broad smile at the waterpistol run in January.
Our thoughts are with his family and friends.
Here's to Teflon.
On On to Cloud Nine Hash
Teflon's first run was with Burnie Hash at Waratah in 2008 and he was named at a subsequent Devonport run with the certainty that his new Hash name "wouldn't stick".
Even though he became progressively debilitated with Motor Neurone disease, he continued to attend various events at Crow's including the last Christmas run, and he also took a soaking in good spirit sporting his trademark broad smile at the waterpistol run in January.
Our thoughts are with his family and friends.
Here's to Teflon.
On On to Cloud Nine Hash
Friday, 11 June 2010
Hash Trash 11 June 2010
Dear reader
It's late in the afternoon on Friday, yet I've not heard from you today. You think that just because you have no job that you can slacken off?
I note that the Socceroos prepared for their tilt at the World Cup by training at high altitude. How do Tasmanian hashers 'train' for Interhash in tropical Malaysia? Head to the coldest part of Tasmania and run around the alpine landscape wearing nothing but a kilt, that's what! At least the beer will be cold.
I know that this event is close to your heart, dear reader, so I am sure that you will absolve the forsaking of a quality Burnie trail in return for a run with the C club.
If you haven't booked and paid by now, don't bother turning up. There'll be no bed, no grog and no food (but if you're like Urang, sleeping in the back of the station wagon in freezing temperatures is no issue).
Must go - someone left the gate open and all the sporrans are out and running amok.
WW
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)
R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - TBA
R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - TBA (surely it HAS to be a GonZo r*n!)
R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - TBA
R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - TBA
R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
It's late in the afternoon on Friday, yet I've not heard from you today. You think that just because you have no job that you can slacken off?
I note that the Socceroos prepared for their tilt at the World Cup by training at high altitude. How do Tasmanian hashers 'train' for Interhash in tropical Malaysia? Head to the coldest part of Tasmania and run around the alpine landscape wearing nothing but a kilt, that's what! At least the beer will be cold.
I know that this event is close to your heart, dear reader, so I am sure that you will absolve the forsaking of a quality Burnie trail in return for a run with the C club.
If you haven't booked and paid by now, don't bother turning up. There'll be no bed, no grog and no food (but if you're like Urang, sleeping in the back of the station wagon in freezing temperatures is no issue).
Must go - someone left the gate open and all the sporrans are out and running amok.
WW
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)
R*n 1057 - 20/06/2010 - A Bit of This @ 120 Mount Street, Burnie
R*n 1058 - 27/06/2010 - TBA
R*n 1059 - 04/07/2010 - TBA (surely it HAS to be a GonZo r*n!)
R*n 1060 - 11/07/2010 - TBA
R*n 1061 - 18/07/2010 - TBA
R*n 1062 - 25/07/2010 - TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 4 June 2010
Hash Trash 4 June 2010
Dear reader
I bet that you didn't see this one coming! Imagine my SURPRISE at being reappointed to the lofty position of Web Wanker for YET ANOTHER YEAR. I CRIED tears of joy at hearing the news; honestly I'm NOT WORTHY.
And so, dear reader, I resign myself to another 52 WEEKS of Friday e-mails, which when seasonally adjusted for absences at Interhash, illness, ANH2011 commitments, computer downtime and general don't-give-a-f*ckedness should equate to about a dozen messages. Oh well, I suppose I can extend myself that far, if only for your personal gratification.
This week's trail, isn't. It's a HOFT led by tyro Trailmaster Dyke to Little Fishers River. HOFTers will meet at the big apple at Spreyton at 10:00am. Bring 100% of your daily nutritional requirements and clothes (nude HOFTing is only a summer thang), plus cash for the usual post-HOFT debrief at a pub.
Resignedly yours
WW
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WILD WEST WEEKEND VII - WARATAH'S GOT TALENT?
SATURDAY 14TH AUGUST - Run commences 2:00 pm (arrive at Bischoff Hotel around noon)
Cost is $70.00 a head which includes:
Run, circle, printed patch, three-course home cooked meal, accommodation at Bischoff Hotel, cooked breakfast
Acts required! Heaps of prizes for best male and female, best duo, best male and female group, best costumes, etc.
You can sing along or mime your act, so get started right now!
Only 39 beds available at the pub - Payment required IN FULL to secure a place
Contact Dini on 6433 3333 for bank deposit details
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke - HOFT to Little Fishers River
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)
On! On!
Grizzly
Monday, 31 May 2010
2010/11 Mismanagement
With all the pomp and ceremony accorded such a momentous occasion, the outgoing JMs announced the all NEW Burnie H3 mismanagement committee (see if you can spot the difference):
Grand Master - BoomBoom
Joint Masters - Giggles and Urang
On Sec - Bint
Hash Cash - Chunder
Hash Hops - Ringo
Hash Lips - Speed Hump and Knickers
Trailmaster - Dyke
Hash Flash - Ringo
Hash Horn - Chunder
Hash Monk - GonZo
Hash LegEnd - Trakka
Web Wanker - A Bit of This
Grand Master - BoomBoom
Joint Masters - Giggles and Urang
On Sec - Bint
Hash Cash - Chunder
Hash Hops - Ringo
Hash Lips - Speed Hump and Knickers
Trailmaster - Dyke
Hash Flash - Ringo
Hash Horn - Chunder
Hash Monk - GonZo
Hash LegEnd - Trakka
Web Wanker - A Bit of This
Friday, 28 May 2010
Hash Trash 28 May 2010
And so (starting the sentence off with a invariable grammatical particle) the end is here, and so I face the final curtain.
Why staring at household furnishings is important is unclear, however the sentiment is not. For the final time, those nominally in charge of Burnie Hash will mix their last brew, type their last trash, spruik their last skol and, most importantly, hit 'send' on their final e-mail, as Burnie Hash moves into another hashing year with a new breed of mismanagers.
The final fling for the class of oh-nine-ten will be held this Saturday at the Gawler Entertainment Centre (1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler). This magical event will start at 5:00pm with a moon-lit ramble set by Grand Wizened Ratchet, followed by eye of newt and toe of frog, or if you're really lucky some of Knickers' fizzing pasta.
The sorting hat will then be used to anoint those wot dun good during the year (Bolt Error Award, GM's Traditional Award for Excellence in Hashing) from those wot dun craptacular (Cocque Cup, Richard Cranium Award), plus other awards for which the recipients will collect all manner of Urang's cast offs held together with hot glue.
JMs Phay Ray and DT*cough* will then declare all positions vacant (which is more easily done for some than it is for others) before announcing the next batch of bitches in control... I mean witches in control of Burnie Hash.
Bring hat (black and pointy), mug, joke, friend and $10 for bucket and nibbles - bring a plate of something to share and grog for the long haul.
That's it folks. With a tear in my eye and a heavy heart I sign off FOR THE FINAL TIME and wish the NEW WEB WANKER all the best for the coming year. I did it...
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling (SOLD OUT)
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke - HOFT to Little Fishers River
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling (SOLD OUT - no room at the Inn)
On! On!
Grizzly
...my way!
Friday, 21 May 2010
Hash Trash 21 May 2010
Dear reader
I hope that this humble communication finds you well. You certainly didn't allude to any ailments when you e-mailed me two minutes ago to complain about the lack of 'trash', so I'll assume that you have little else to worry about at this time.
I understand that this week's trail is being set by Chunder. I do hope that the boy has found some visible flour this time; I must say that I have kept an eye out for his special invisible flour at my local inconvenience store, but have found it as elusive as fresh non-bendy/wilted vegetables. Fresh Food People, my sphincter (sorry Dins).
His choice of trail start is also somewhat beguiling; again with the effing boat ramps. I swear that he's doing this on purpose. Apparently it starts from the second boat ramp, but from which end do you count? I know that GonZo says that there are three, so second from either end is still the same, but I swear that those things pop in and out from alternate dimensions - there were never three boat ramps when I was terrorising the neighbourhood.
Trail, of course, starts at 3:00pm, which allows enough time to run, walk or stroll the trail, have a circle, meal and still be home in time for whichever excuse for entertainment starts at 7:30pm (I'm sorry, but unless there's a three metre scarf involved, he's not MY Doctor). Slight fly in the ointment this week, however, as the meal will be at a local hotel, but I'm sure that Speed Hump will arrange for the meals to be pre-ordered and on the table at 6:00pm!
Bring hat, blah, blah, blah.
One week until the AGPU. Just one more of these things to complete and just one more week to be harangued by the Pommie harridan (20/20 is NOT real cricket).
Lovingly yours
Web Wanker
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ 2nd Wynyard boat ramp
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 14 May 2010
Hash Trash 14 May 2010
It's hash party central* this weekend, with birthday celebrations, house warmings and hen/stag parties abounding. If you don't end up inebriated this weekend, then you're not really trying (or you've not been invited; sucks to be you).
The molten lava core of this party planet will be at the House of Hump II, with Speed Hump kicking her fully sick house warming off on Saturday night with perhaps scones with jam and cream, followed by charades and maybe a late night cream sherry.
With all this excitement, the Trailmaster has opted for a hangover-friendly jaunt from HoHII on Ridgley Road, starting at 3:00pm. Bring party hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for Berocca and cold sausage rolls.
* it's not really all that central if it's 350km apart, but the rich vein of alcohol runs deep through the state, linking us all together in Saturday night stupor
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - A Bit of This @ Ridgley
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 7 May 2010
Hash Trash 7 May 2010
Mothers Day. Can there be any more stressful day of the year? A day where the dreams and expectations of mothers remain unreconciled against the reality of unthinking and uncaring fathers and children. You really thought that she wanted those new car mats? Can't understand why tickets to Top Gear Live is met with a shoulder so cold that it's positively glacial?
Live in fear no more, for what more could any mother want on her special day than to head off to a Burnie hash trail?
This year's MD trail is being set by that sensitive, new-age gent BoomBoom and will start from 15 Loongana Place Somerset at the relaxed late afternoon time of 3:45pm (that leaves plenty of time for the little lady to clean up after the terror attack known as 'Dad's roast lunch'.
Bring a white chrysanthemum, hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for Giggles'-inspired tucker and Ringo's slap-dash brew; bring raffle change for a chance to win an assortment of smelly products in pink boxes.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
Saturday June 26 - LoonRhasH @ Shearwater
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ 15 Loongana Place, Somerset
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1055 - 06/06/2010 - HOFT - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1056 - 13/06/2010 - Highland Fling
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 30 April 2010
Hash Trash 30 April 2010
It is usual that the milestone of 50, for both club and individual, is treated a bit special. Burnie's 50th was a grand affair and gave rise to the infamous chainsaw Mooreville Road Hall massacre. Burnie's 150th was a lower-key but rowdy affair where we trashed* the (then) recently-built Frederick St Reserve clubrooms in Wynyard. Burnie's 250th and 350th were joined by hashers across the north, but the 450th was like visit to the proctologist - something you felt you had to do but all along asking was it really necessary?
Fast forward to 2010 and Burnie reaches its 1050th run. The excitement is palpable as JMs Phay Ray and DT plan a huge event, full of dancing girls, strippers and contortionists (all parts being performed by Ratchet).
The hare for such a big occasion has to be one of vast experience, so senior hasher Ringo has stepped up to the mark (only to be shoved aside at the last minute by Dini - according to the Trailmaster).
Trail starts at 3:00pm from the Burnie Yacht Club, bring a hat, mug, joke and $10 for bucket and three course meal (first two courses are water); bring extra for Chunder's memorabilia raffle.
* really, it was just slightly messy, but 'trashed' is so much more rock-and-roll, y'know
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ Burnie Yacht Club
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 23 April 2010
Hash Trash 23 April 2010
In true ANZAC spirit the Burnie Hash will be going 'over the top' this Sunday, deep into enemy territory (which is anything east of Ulverstone). It's bully beef and biscuits all round as the pack moves into the stronghold established by Lt. Col. Phay Ray and Lanced Boil Urang at 16 Lyon Ave, Devonport (Gunner A Bit if This advises: from the Burnie direction take the Formby Rd exit off the highway; turn right under the highway towards Spreyton and Lyons Ave is first road on the right. Number 16 is towards the top of the hill.... a large square looking house painted burnt orange with a blue garage and palm trees!! Look for the mobile post code parked in the front drive!! or even read a street map or consult a GPS!!).
The charge against the Berks will be sounded at 3pm; bring yer tin lid, foot rot, billy and ration coupons.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
† September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
† October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ 16 Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 16 April 2010
Hash Trash 16 April 2010
Word association:
Hare... Ratchet
Ratchet... Gawler
Gawler... Isandula
Isandula... Lawnmower
Lawnmower... Jobs
Jobs... Knickers
Knickers... Pasta
Pasta... Fizzing
Fizzing... Wine
Wine... Whinge
Whinge... Pom
Pom... A Bit of This (technically not one word, but certainly one concept)
A Bit of This... Trailmaster
Trailmaster... Hare
Hare... Ratchet
Ratchet... Gawler
Gawler... Isandula
Isandula... Lawnmower
Lawnmower... Jobs
Jobs... Knickers
Knickers... Pasta
Pasta... Fizzing
Fizzing... Wine
Wine... Whinge
Whinge... Pom
Pom... A Bit of This (technically not one word, but certainly one concept)
A Bit of This... Trailmaster
Trailmaster... Hare
And so, dear reader, take from that what you will. It may be that you think 'ah, this week's Burnie Hash trail is being set by Ratchet at 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler starting at 3:00pm'. Or you may think 'WTF', although really no-one thinks in initials (except perhaps a hungry person who may think 'MNX').
Yes, struggling for something to write again. Only six weeks left until a new Web Wanker is appointed.
Bring a hat, mug, this and that and $10 and change; Chunder's bound to have some spare Reflex paper to give away in the wraffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
† September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
† October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
† R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ 16 Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 9 April 2010
Hash Trash 08 April 2010
With that Pommy harridan consigned to hard labour in the technological backwater of Dover, there's no one around to harangue me about sending out a Burnie Hash e-mail this week. So I won't do it. I'll type it up for my own amusement, but I WON'T press 'send'.
Not that there's cause to send one out anyway as Flasher has somehow convinced the Trailmaster that a drive through the countryside is the same as putting in the hard yards in pursuit of the hare! What rot! How can one get a sweat up playing tourist in an air-conditioned carriage in order to have it satisfied in beer?
You can't! Unless...
... you own a Jaguar, in which case there's a fair chance that the oil will have burned away and you'll be pushing two tonnes of British metal to the nearest mechanic. Unless...
... your name is Urang, in which case the lack of oil is hardly going to be an issue worthy of ceasing to drive the thing.
If you insist on being part of this Gispert-forsaken attempt at vehicular hashing, you should present yourselves at Ulverstone Maccas by 9:00am this Sunday. Bring your tweed driving jacket, goggles and money for fuel (human and combustion engine).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT starting at 9am from Macca's Ulverstone and 9.30 from Big Apple Spreyton
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
On! On!
Grizzly
Thursday, 1 April 2010
Hash Trash 01 April 2010
Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run. Simple instructs, sure, but do they really listen?
Will hare Speed Hump fare any better as the Easter Sunday pack assembles for a 3:00pm 'on' from the NEW house of Hump 1042 Ridgley Highway, Ridgley?
Hashers should assemble in their Easter bonnets, with all the frills upon... them, also bringing along mug, friend, joke and $10 for brew and burgers; bring extra coins on the off chance that Chunder has managed to pinch next door's Easter eggs for the wraffle.
Remember, Easter isn't just about chocolate; it's the time of the year that Catholics give thanks that Jesus was crucified and not stung to death by killer bees.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT starting at 9am from Macca's Ulverstone and 9.30 from Big Apple Spreyton
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 26 March 2010
Hash Trash 26 March 2010
Where has the first quarter of this year gone? I know I put it down somewhere, but I just can't seem to put my hand on it at the moment (probably because I'm at work and it would get me fired).
Speaking of Wimbledon, which I wasn't, hare GonZo Gonzales is looking to relive her past tennis glories by setting trail starting from the Burnie Tennis Club. Fifteen, love (which I think is Tiger Wood's score at the moment).
Trail starts at 5:00pm for the last time this summer season (sob); bring a hat, grunt, mug, grunt, joke, grunt, and $10 for bucket and cucumber sandwiches (or is that cricket?). Grunt. Bring extra for a chance to see Chunder's forehand volley.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Tuesday March 30 - LoonRhash @ Batman Bridge
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1046 - 04/04/2010 - Speed Bunny @ Ridgley
R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT @ Deloraine(ish)
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ TBA
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 19 March 2010
Hash Trash 19 March 2010
This week's Burnie hash will be a Truly memorable trail set by A Bit of This from the Upper Natone Forestry Reserve.
It will feature low branches to annoy the 'two legs', dead smelly things to roll around in and hopefully a few scraps that can be scooped up off the ground before A Bit of This growls that you're all getting too fat.
On will be called at 5:00pm, but be prepared for impending darkness while on trail.
Bring a hat, mug, black arm band and $10 for food and bucket. As is Burnie Hash tradition, there will be a wee spot of Drambuie to mark Truly's time on trail.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
† Tuesday March 30 - LoonRhash @ Batman Bridge
† Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
† Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1045 - 28/03/2010 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1046 - 04/04/2010 - Speed Bunny @ Ridgley
R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT @ Deloraine(ish)
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ TBA
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Tuesday, 16 March 2010
Truly a Cloud Nine Hash Hound
It is with a deal of sadness that we mark the passing of Truly the long dog; cat food napper, sausage dog impersonator and faithful hash hound of A Bit of This.
Truly started life as a doberman, but as legend has it hashed so much that her legs simply wore out.
Truly's 18th birthday was celebrated in October 2009, making her approximately 85 in human years or 126 in hasher years.
In true Burnie hash tradition, Truly's passing will be marked with a Drambuie, with perhaps just a pint or two of Guinness.
Truly joins other notable hash hounds with the Cloud Nine Hash pack, such as Maverick, Fred the Transexual Hash Hound, Boo and Hamish.
A collection will be taken up to have Truly stuffed and mounted on a skateboard in an effort to stop A Bit of This scarpping off back to ol' Blighty.
Truly started life as a doberman, but as legend has it hashed so much that her legs simply wore out.
Truly's 18th birthday was celebrated in October 2009, making her approximately 85 in human years or 126 in hasher years.
In true Burnie hash tradition, Truly's passing will be marked with a Drambuie, with perhaps just a pint or two of Guinness.
Truly joins other notable hash hounds with the Cloud Nine Hash pack, such as Maverick, Fred the Transexual Hash Hound, Boo and Hamish.
A collection will be taken up to have Truly stuffed and mounted on a skateboard in an effort to stop A Bit of This scarpping off back to ol' Blighty.
Friday, 12 March 2010
HHH Hash Trash 12 March 2010
He's big. He's bold, He's beautif… he's big. He's Boom Boom and it's his birthday (soonish), so this Sunday has been declared BBBB - 'Boom Boom's Birthday Bash'.
Hare Giggles will be playing hostess with the mostest lipstick (doesn't she always?) with a run starting at 5:00pm from Calder Rd, Wynyard. (yes, I know that the address is a bit vague, but that's all the Trailmaster would supply me with - might be somewhere near the alum cliffs track).
Bring a party hat, mug, soap on a rope, joke and $10 for bucket and cake. Bring extra in case Chunder is there (not extra cake, extra money).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
† Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1043 - 14/03/2010 - Giggles @ Calder Road Wynyard
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 5 March 2010
HHH Hash Trash 5 March 2010
The assertion that the moon is made of cheese implies a certain gullibility, while this week's hare, who has seen Cheese moon, is setting trail from the Lactos car park.
Coincidence? I think not. Desperation for something to write this week? Hell yeah.
This tasty trail starts at 5:00pm and you would be crackers not to brie there for this is as gouda as it gets. Wear something blue and bring a Swiss hat, mug and $10 for fondue and bucket.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1042 - 07/03/2010 - Dini @ Lactos car park
† R*n 1043 - 14/03/2010 - Giggles @ Calder Road Wynyard
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 19 February 2010
HHH Hash Trash 19 February 2010
Otto's Grotto sounds like a place for dirty old Bavarians to hang out and offer a 'free service' to unwary passers-by.
It's totally appropriate therefore that Burnie Hash, well-known for its love of sauerkraut and magazines with sticky pages, is gathering there this Sunday for a traditional hash, starting at 5:00pm.
Okay, so I'm drawing a long bow with all that, however it's late in the day and I'm too eager to get to the next bit. You know the drill anyway; DT hare, bring hat, mug, $10, blah, blah, Chunder raffle blah.
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On 5th February I reported that Trakka's HOFT would be taking in Allum Cliffs Track.
I was later rebuked, in print, by Trailmaster A Bit of This, stating that the Allum Cliffs were in Kingston, while the HOFT would be taking the Allum Track.
Fair cop. I often make things up and even more often get wrong details that have been correctly reported to me.
However, imagine my elation when reviewing the blog of our friends at DickHead hash to find a reminder about the HOFT, complete with link to Allum Cliffs in the Great western Tiers!
Those who know me can well imagine the smug look of satisfaction on my face.
I look forward to a comment on the blog shortly from you-know-who (not Who), for it's the little victories that count.
PS - happy birthday Trailmaster!
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210. Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
† R*n 1042 - 07/03/2010 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1043 - 14/03/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 12 February 2010
HHH Hash Trash 12 February 2010
Love is in the air, everywhere I look around.
According to JPY there is a fourth molecule in CO2. This might go some way to explaining the inexplicable; why women need so many pairs of shoes, why only males know how to use the remote control, and why this Sunday's Valentine's Day Breakfast is at 5:00pm.
Granny Hump, failed raconteur of Love Potion numbers 1 through 8, has declared that this Sunday's Valentines Breakfast can wait until after lunch, with all love birds and bush turkeys directed to assemble in their bedroom finest* at the soon to be former House of Hump at 5:00pm on Sunday 14 February.
Breakfast will be provided, so I'd probably start the day with a solid roast.
* a fair percentage of hashers wear nothing to bed; I've seen most of you naked before, so either iron the wrinkles out so that it's presentable in public, or find some apparel that resembles bed attire
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210. Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 5 February 2010
HHH Hash Trash 05 February 2010
In its 1940 adaptation of Pinocchio, the Disney studio anthropomorphised* the concept of conscience in the form of Jiminy Cricket. Philosophers throughout the ages have referred to conscience being like an inner voice or light.
I can now confirm that conscience has a physical presence in the form of a small Pom driving in a mobile postcode delivering prompts from afar using electronic mail as its medium.
Trailmaster A Bit of This would like it known that Burnie Hash this Sunday places its faith and safety in the dubious hands of Black Trakka for another HOFT along the Alum Cliffs Track. A Bit of This would like it known that HOFTers should meet at 10:00am at the 'train park' in Deloraine. Bring along everything you need for a day trek, then bring along everything you need in case you get lost and have to spend the night out in the wilderness. A Bit of This did not want that last bit known, but I thought it prudent.
* sorry One Hump, you'll just have to wing it
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Aussie Nash Hash 2011 - hashers are reminded that they have until 28 February 2010 to register as a volunteer and pay the el cheapo registration fee of $210. Don't delay!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† Thursday February 11 – 'G' Day (anniversary of Gispert's death in 1942)
† Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
† Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
† Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
† June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† Saturday February 20 – Pig Pen 2010 @ Dodges Ferry
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
† Saturday March 20 – Bream Creek Show run
† Saturday May 23 – Burnie H3 AGPU
† June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka HOFT to Alum Cliffs ex Deloraine
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
† R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
† R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ Otto's Grotto, Ulverstone
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 15 January 2010
HHH Hash Trash 15 January 2010
Summer holidays in Australia often means caravanning - the art of removing half the contents of your home, shoving it into a tin box, towing the tin box fifty kilometres down the road and sitting back to enjoy the sunshine while the 'little woman' (who may be a man, I'm not sexist ya know) has to do all the normal chores like cooking, washing and cleaning with twice the hassle normally associated with them [what would you know about items two and three? - LA].
Ratchet and Knickers enjoy caravanning, perhaps they can explain it to you this Sunday as you gather at the rotunda on Meredith Street/East Esplanade, Port Sorell for a 5:00pm start.
Bring a hat, mug, chair, cordless vacuum cleaner and $10 for food and bucket; bring chump change for Chunder.
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Chardonnay H3 AGPU - The Chardies
Friday 22 January 2010
6:30pm start
Sandy Bay Sailing Club, Nutgrove Beach, Sandy Bay
Dress POSH
Cost $30 ($20 if 35 runs of more for the past year)
RSVP NOW to Pole Dancer 0408 310 339
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday January 22 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
On! On!
Grizzly
Friday, 8 January 2010
HHH Hash Trash 08 January 2010
The first sounding of 'On! On!' for this new decade* will be heard around Fern Glade this Sunday as hare Chunder sets forth, but trips before the finish line and comes in fifth (boom-tish). There may even be plain white flour used, instead of the stealth flour he so favours.
I am reliably informed that the r*n starts at or around 5:00pm. Now, have I capitulated and am now towing the company line, or am I still being the rebellious bastard that everyone knows me to be and the start time is REALLY 5:30pm? Hmmmm. Sucks to be you and not know.
Bring a hat, mug, $10, stuff and nonsense; bring extra in case there's one of them raffle thingies.
* I expect debate from Speed Hump and Ratchet, but my rationale is that if John Howard says that the millennium started in 2001, then that's enough reason to choose the other option
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday January 22 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - Chunder @ Fern Glade
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
On! On!
Grizzly
I am reliably informed that the r*n starts at or around 5:00pm. Now, have I capitulated and am now towing the company line, or am I still being the rebellious bastard that everyone knows me to be and the start time is REALLY 5:30pm? Hmmmm. Sucks to be you and not know.
Bring a hat, mug, $10, stuff and nonsense; bring extra in case there's one of them raffle thingies.
* I expect debate from Speed Hump and Ratchet, but my rationale is that if John Howard says that the millennium started in 2001, then that's enough reason to choose the other option
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday January 22 - Chardonnay H3 AGPU
Saturday January 30 – High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown (wear the fox hat!)
Saturday February 27 – Red Dress Run @ Hobart
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash http://www.borneointerhash2010.com/
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1035 - 10/01/2010 - Chunder @ Fern Glade
R*n 1036 - 17/01/2010 - Knickers @ Port Sorell
R*n 1037 - 24/01/2010 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1038 - 30/01/2010 - High Noon for Full Moons @ Campbelltown
R*n 1039 - 07/02/2010 - Trakka @ HOFT ex TBA
R*n 1040 - 14/02/2010 - Speed Hump's Valentine's Day breakfast r*n
R*n 1041 - 21/02/2010 - DT @ TBA
R*n 1042 - 27/02/2010 - Red Dress Run @ Hobart
On! On!
Grizzly
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