Hash Trash 30 April 2010

It is usual that the milestone of 50, for both club and individual, is treated a bit special. Burnie's 50th was a grand affair and gave rise to the infamous chainsaw Mooreville Road Hall massacre. Burnie's 150th was a lower-key but rowdy affair where we trashed* the (then) recently-built Frederick St Reserve clubrooms in Wynyard. Burnie's 250th and 350th were joined by hashers across the north, but the 450th was like visit to the proctologist - something you felt you had to do but all along asking was it really necessary?

Fast forward to 2010 and Burnie reaches its 1050th run. The excitement is palpable as JMs Phay Ray and DT plan a huge event, full of dancing girls, strippers and contortionists (all parts being performed by Ratchet).

The hare for such a big occasion has to be one of vast experience, so senior hasher Ringo has stepped up to the mark (only to be shoved aside at the last minute by Dini - according to the Trailmaster).

Trail starts at 3:00pm from the Burnie Yacht Club, bring a hat, mug, joke and $10 for bucket and three course meal (first two courses are water); bring extra for Chunder's memorabilia raffle.

* really, it was just slightly messy, but 'trashed' is so much more rock-and-roll, y'know
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ Burnie Yacht Club
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler

On! On!
Grizzly