Hash Trash 30 April 2010

It is usual that the milestone of 50, for both club and individual, is treated a bit special. Burnie's 50th was a grand affair and gave rise to the infamous chainsaw Mooreville Road Hall massacre. Burnie's 150th was a lower-key but rowdy affair where we trashed* the (then) recently-built Frederick St Reserve clubrooms in Wynyard. Burnie's 250th and 350th were joined by hashers across the north, but the 450th was like visit to the proctologist - something you felt you had to do but all along asking was it really necessary?

Fast forward to 2010 and Burnie reaches its 1050th run. The excitement is palpable as JMs Phay Ray and DT plan a huge event, full of dancing girls, strippers and contortionists (all parts being performed by Ratchet).

The hare for such a big occasion has to be one of vast experience, so senior hasher Ringo has stepped up to the mark (only to be shoved aside at the last minute by Dini - according to the Trailmaster).

Trail starts at 3:00pm from the Burnie Yacht Club, bring a hat, mug, joke and $10 for bucket and three course meal (first two courses are water); bring extra for Chunder's memorabilia raffle.

* really, it was just slightly messy, but 'trashed' is so much more rock-and-roll, y'know
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 7 - Hash Ball
August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ Burnie Yacht Club
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler

On! On!
Grizzly

Hash Trash 23 April 2010

In true ANZAC spirit the Burnie Hash will be going 'over the top' this Sunday, deep into enemy territory (which is anything east of Ulverstone). It's bully beef and biscuits all round as the pack moves into the stronghold established by Lt. Col. Phay Ray and Lanced Boil Urang at 16 Lyon Ave, Devonport (Gunner A Bit if This advises: from the Burnie direction take the Formby Rd exit off the highway; turn right under the highway towards Spreyton and Lyons Ave is first road on the right. Number 16 is towards the top of the hill.... a large square looking house painted burnt orange with a blue garage and palm trees!! Look for the mobile post code parked in the front drive!! or even read a street map or consult a GPS!!).

The charge against the Berks will be sounded at 3pm; bring yer tin lid, foot rot, billy and ration coupons.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
† September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
† October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ 16 Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler

On! On!
Grizzly

Hash Trash 16 April 2010

Word association:
Hare... Ratchet
Ratchet... Gawler
Gawler... Isandula
Isandula... Lawnmower
Lawnmower... Jobs
Jobs... Knickers
Knickers... Pasta
Pasta... Fizzing
Fizzing... Wine
Wine... Whinge
Whinge... Pom
Pom... A Bit of This (technically not one word, but certainly one concept)
A Bit of This... Trailmaster
Trailmaster... Hare

And so, dear reader, take from that what you will. It may be that you think 'ah, this week's Burnie Hash trail is being set by Ratchet at 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler starting at 3:00pm'. Or you may think 'WTF', although really no-one thinks in initials (except perhaps a hungry person who may think 'MNX').

Yes, struggling for something to write again. Only six weeks left until a new Web Wanker is appointed.

Bring a hat, mug, this and that and $10 and change; Chunder's bound to have some spare Reflex paper to give away in the wraffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
† August 14 - Wild West Weekend VIII @ Waratah
† September 4 - DH3 Tour de Pisse
† October 10 - Global Harriettes Day (10/10/10)
† October 16-17 - Burnie Ten weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
† R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ 16 Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler

On! On!
Grizzly

Hash Trash 08 April 2010

With that Pommy harridan consigned to hard labour in the technological backwater of Dover, there's no one around to harangue me about sending out a Burnie Hash e-mail this week. So I won't do it. I'll type it up for my own amusement, but I WON'T press 'send'.

Not that there's cause to send one out anyway as Flasher has somehow convinced the Trailmaster that a drive through the countryside is the same as putting in the hard yards in pursuit of the hare! What rot! How can one get a sweat up playing tourist in an air-conditioned carriage in order to have it satisfied in beer?

You can't! Unless...

... you own a Jaguar, in which case there's a fair chance that the oil will have burned away and you'll be pushing two tonnes of British metal to the nearest mechanic. Unless...

... your name is Urang, in which case the lack of oil is hardly going to be an issue worthy of ceasing to drive the thing.

If you insist on being part of this Gispert-forsaken attempt at vehicular hashing, you should present yourselves at Ulverstone Maccas by 9:00am this Sunday. Bring your tweed driving jacket, goggles and money for fuel (human and combustion engine).
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT starting at 9am from Macca's Ulverstone and 9.30 from Big Apple Spreyton
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA
R*n 1051 - 09/05/2010 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1052 - 16/05/2010 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1053 - 23/05/2010 - Chunder @ TBA
R*n 1054 - 29/05/2010 - AGPU - Ratchet @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler

On! On!
Grizzly

Hash Trash 01 April 2010

Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run. Simple instructs, sure, but do they really listen?

Will hare Speed Hump fare any better as the Easter Sunday pack assembles for a 3:00pm 'on' from the NEW house of Hump 1042 Ridgley Highway, Ridgley?

Hashers should assemble in their Easter bonnets, with all the frills upon... them, also bringing along mug, friend, joke and $10 for brew and burgers; bring extra coins on the off chance that Chunder has managed to pinch next door's Easter eggs for the wraffle.

Remember, Easter isn't just about chocolate; it's the time of the year that Catholics give thanks that Jesus was crucified and not stung to death by killer bees.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Wednesday April 28 — LoonRhasH @ Sheffield
Friday May 28 — LoonRhasH @ Ulverstone?
Saturday May 29 – Burnie H3 AGPU
June 12-13 – Chardonnay Highland Fling
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1047 - 11/04/2010 - Flasher's car HOFT starting at 9am from Macca's Ulverstone and 9.30 from Big Apple Spreyton
R*n 1048 - 18/04/2010 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 1049 - 25/04/2010 - Phay Wray @ Lyons Avenue, Devonport
R*n 1050 - 02/05/2010 - Ringo @ TBA

On! On!
Grizzly