HHH Hash Trash 01 April 2011

April Fools Day - very tempting to use the occasion to announce something seemingly newsworthy but ultimately bogus, such as 'A Bit of This renounces her British citizenship and thinks the Australian cricket team "a top bunch of blokes" ', but some stories are just too hard to swallow.

Speaking of swallow (note segue), this week's Burnie Hash run will be the virgin Tasmanian trail for hares Pucker Boy and Sword Swallower, set from the Burnie tennis courts at Eastwood Drive.  Be prepared for non-standard markings, strange trail deviations and foreign hash traditions.  Much like your average GonZo run, I suspect (c'mon, smoked oysters on Iced Vovos?).

With the demise of daylight savings (he types, shedding a tear), this week's pack will be sent off at 4pm.

Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, $10, raffle change and extra drinks if you are a p!sshead.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
April 18th 2011—LoonRhasH (Devonport Hares)
April 18th 2011—H5 AGPU @ Polish Club
May 28th 2011—Burnie HHH AGPU
June 11-13th 2011—Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Bronte Park
October 16th 2011—Burnie Ten
November 11th 2011—Global Harriettes
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1099 April 3rd—Pucker and Swordy from Eastwood Drive, Burnie
1100 April 10th—Ratchet
1101 April 17th—Ringo
† 1102April 24th—Easter Tarkine HOFT
1103 May 1st—Urang
1104 May 8th—Lone Arranger
1105 May 15th—A Bit of This
1106 May 22nd—TBA
1107 May 28th—?AGPU