HHH Hash Trash 20 May 2011

Dear reader, my apologies for not posting last week.  I'd like to blame slackness, for that is the easiest to believe, but in this instance Mr Blogger was having Friday off and I could not acess the site during taxpayer-funded time.

The Phil Spectre of Burnie's AGPU looms large and a lot of people are looking nervous lest they be given a job!  Ah, who am I kidding; if you've attended more than 10 runs with Burnie in a year you'll ALWAYS get a job.  That's the way it works!

But I'm getting ahead of myself, for we still have one more tilt for a Bolt Error nomination for run of the year, with a GonZo run starting from the Woollies carp ark in Upper Burnie.  Much easier for GonZo to duck in and grab two miscellaneous food items from the shelf and try to convince everyone that it's a foreign delicacy and that it really tastes nice.  Trail starts at the unreasonably early hour of 3pm.

Bring: hat, mug, joke, friend, money for pub meal and drinks, plus your raffle money.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
† May 28th 2011 — Burnie HHH AGPU @ Ratchet and Knickers’ place, Gawler.  Theme this year is Armistice Day (Remember not to mention the war), as it is our Eleven Eleventh r*n. Witness the signing in of the new Cummittee and the beginning of a New World Hashing Order. Maybe. Military style attire may be worn, stiff upper lip, wot!
June 11-13th 2011 — Chardonnay Highland Fling @ Bronte Park
August 13-14th — Guildford rides again, come as your favourite Terrorist??
† August 20-21st — Launceston H3 1950th campout, venue TBA
September 17th, Saturday — Devonport Hash’s le Tour de Pisse
October 15-16th — Burnie Ten weekend
† October 29-30th — H5 Oktoberfest, Bruny Island (date to be confirmed)
November 11th — Global Harriettes (11.11.11)
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
1111 May 28th—AGPU
† 1107 June 5th—Speed Hump @ TBA
† 1108 June 11-13—Highland Fling
† 1109 June 19th—TBA
† 1110 June 26th—TBA
† 1112 July 3rd—TBA