HHH Hash Trash 04 September 2009

I see a full moon a-rising.

The seasonally adjusted rising of the September full moon (which appears one day later than it does down south, for some odd reason) will be celebrated by a bunch of Loonies, led by Hare-y mooner B.A. Stard, starting at 7:00pm from the Penguin boat ramp.

With LoonR Hash, Devonport Hash and Global Harriettes all within days of each other, sage JMs Rosemary and Basil have decreed that the LoonR run will also be this week's official Burnie H3 r*n.  That should swell the numbers in Penguin!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† September 9 – Hobart Harem 555 @ Maquis of Hastings
† October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
† November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
† November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport

2010
† January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash  www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1015 – September 5 – Bastard @ Penguin boat ramp (joint Burnie/LoonR)
† R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09) – Dini and A Bit of This @ Oakleigh Park
R*n 1017 – September 13 – Chunder @ TBA
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ Fish Frenzy, Burnie
R*n 1019 – September 27 – Dyke @TBA
R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA (joint r*n with LoonR Hash
R*n 1021 – October 11 – Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 21August 2009

I'm confused.

More confused than I normally am.

I think that this week's trail is being set by Bernie the penguin tracker, but that doesn't quite sound right.  Firstly, I'm unaware of us having a hasher named Bernie.  Nor Bernard.  Could be a pseudonym.

Secondly, why do we need to know his occupation?  Perhaps that's a clue! Perhaps he works for Parks and Wildlife.  Perhaps 'he' is a 'she' and her name is GonZo.  Yes!  GonZo worked with penguins last summer!

So, this week's trail is being set by GonZo, but from where?  It would have to be close to home; somewhere without boat ramps, because we know how confusing they are.  Perhaps somewhere like West Park.

Okay, I'm going to call it.  This week's trail is being set by GonZo from the penguin observation centre at the back of West Park.  'On' is at 3:30pm.  Bring hat, mug, nets, dogs, the plastic bits from six packs, and $10 for food and bucket.

No… wait… GonZo doesn't do barbecues and there's no mention of a pub.  It can't be GonZo.

I give up, I don't know who the penguin Trakka is.  Just turn up, something will happen.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 5 – LoonR Hash Run
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ the penguin centre, Burnie
R*n 1014 – August 30 – DT @ 23 Bay St, Burnie
† R*n 1015 – September 5 – Bastard @ Adina Place, penguin (joint Burnie/LoonR)
R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09) – Dini and A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1017 – September 13 – TBA
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ TBA
R*n 1019 – September 27 – TBA
R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA
R*n 1021 – October 11 – TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

Hawaii One-0 - 2009 Burnie 10 weekend

October 17th, 2009
448 West Mooreville Road, Burnie.
From midday, r*n leaves 2pm

Just $70... includes

• Saturday R*n and On On,
• Luau evening feast,
• Haberdash,
• Badge,
• Sunday breakfast (maybe),
• post Burnie Ten On On.

Dress in your brightest... grass skirts, boardies, coconuts, bikinis, hibiscus and bring pineapples to sit on. BYO extra drinks for a big night/morning.

Accommodation...
BYO tent, camper, caravan etc. Plenty of space available.

Register online here

Note that you need to register for the Burnie Ten footrace separately @ www.burnieten.com.au

HHH Hash Trash 14 August 2009

Bon jour, mon amis.  Zis wick zee Burnie 'Ash 'Arz 'Arriers are joining zee dickheads at DH3 by mocking zee grande traditions of le Tour and talking in outrageous French accents while walking, running, cycling or riding around Ulverstone in zee yellow jerseys.  Sacre bleu!

Le Tour de Pisse, she eez starting this Saturday at deu, 'ow you say, 2pm from le chateau du Crow, Oz Rock Inn, Beach Road, Ulverstone.  Tres excitemont!

Le cost iz 198 francs, or in zee currency Australie, $50, which will get you a baguette, some frommage and enough burgundy to make your mouth feel like you've been licking an orses' arrz.

For more information, contactes vu Monsieur Trakka Noir on 0419 442 220 or look at zee pitiful effort at zee web blog http://www.dhhh.blogspot.com/.

Bon appetite!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 5 – LoonR Hash Run
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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Yes, I know that the post above is the same as last year's, but so is the event.  Besides, it's a ripper of a post.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Ulverstone
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ the penguin centre, Burnie
R*n 1014 – August 30 – DT @ 23 Bay St, Burnie
R*n 1015 – September 6 – TBA (possibly moving to joint Burnie/LoonR on Sep 5)
R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
R*n 1017 – September 13 – TBA
R*n 1018 – September 20 – TBA
R*n 1019 – September 27 – TBA
R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA
R*n 1021 – October 11 – TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0

On on

Grizzly

http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 07/08/09

I see a full moon a-rising.  Sorry, wrong nights, wrong clubs.

The Trailmaster has admonished me for abrogating my responsibilities vis-a-vis the weekly communiqué providing details of the upcumming r*n. Ordinarily, I'd let it wash off my large hairy back, but with England all out for 102 I feel energy renewed and provide this information herewith.

It's on Sunday, around 3:30pm.  Hare is A Bit of This.  On on is Hiscutt Park in Penguin.  Australia may well have won the Test match by then.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, hankie for A Bit of This and $10 food and tucker.

Oi! Oi! Oi!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500^th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ Hiscutt Park, Penguin
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Ulverstone
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ the penguin centre, Burnie
† R*n 1014 – August 30 – DT @ 23 Bay St, Burnie
† R*n 1015 – September 6 – TBA
† R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† R*n 1017 – September 13 – TBA
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – TBA
† R*n 1019 – September 27 – TBA
† R*n 1020 – October 4 – TBA
† R*n 1021 – October 11 – TBA
† R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
† R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0 

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 31 July 2009

The saddles have been hung up, the hosses have been fed and the spittoons emptied for another year.  But things are still heading west for Burnie Hash as WWW award-winning (harrumph) duo of the year, Giggles and BoomBoom set forth, not from Forth because that would be east, but Somerset, but not West Somerset, but it is west of Burnie.

Trail starts at 3:30pm from 15 Loongana pl, Somerset; bring a hat, mug, friend, joke $10 for food and bucket, and extra cash for a chance to win a bottle of Diet Pepsi on the Chunderous Wheel of Fortune.
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Devonport H3 le Tour de Pisse 2009
Your choice of le walk, run or motorcycle

Saturday August 15^th, 2009, 2pm
OZ Rock Inn, Ulverstone (note change of venue)

le Cost $50.00, which includes
* refreshments before the event, during the event and after the event
* evening meal (barbecue)
* entertainment
* commemorative hash haberdash
* recovery walk Sunday morning
* chance to speak in outrageously bad accent

RSVP to Monsieur Black Trakka – tonym@parallelsolutions.com.au ph 0419 442 220

Updates and information at www.dhash.com
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I'm not bitter about not winning a trophy.  Really.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500^th Run @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ 15 Loongana Pl, Somerset
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Ulverstone
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard
† R*n 1014 – August 30 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1015 – September 6 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1016 – September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† R*n 1017 – September 13 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1018 – September 20 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1019 – September 27 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1020 – October 4 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1021 – October 11 – Phay Wray
† R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
† R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0 

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 23 July 2009

 "Go West", the Village People once said.  They also said "you can get it at the YMCA", but we prefer not to talk about that.

This weekend, however, we do act on their words and head west for the 6^th annual Wild West Weekend, holed up again at the Mt Bischoff Hotel, Waratah.  Head wrangler Phay Wray wants all the greenhorns to assemble between noon and 12:30pm, ready for a 2:00pm stampede (or earlier if all the cattle are penned).  Yee haw!

Cost is $65, which covers two runs, piss stop, circle, accommodation, three course evening meal and cooked breakfast.  Buy your own grog at the bar.  Boy howdy!

Bring along your wild west evening gear and karaoke act (with own CD to be sure).
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Devonport H3 le Tour de Pisse 2009
Your choice of le walk, run or motorcycle

Saturday August 15^th, 2009, 2pm
OZ Rock Inn, Ulverstone (note change of venue)

le Cost $50.00, which includes
* refreshments before the event, during the event and after the event
* evening meal (barbecue)
* entertainment
* commemorative hash haberdash
* recovery walk Sunday morning
* chance to speak in outrageously bad accent

RSVP to Monsieur Black Trakka – tonym@parallelsolutions.com.au ph 0419 442 220

Updates and information at www.dhash.com
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Early details of BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha Rainforest Interhash 2010 pre- and post-lube tour are up on the Hash Trashmania blog (http://tashash.blogspot.com/2009/06/ballpoints-born-in-borneo-brouhaha.html).  If you are going to the next Interhash and want to experience something authentic of the region, get in contact with BP to register your interest.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
† October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest and 1500^th Run @ Bronte Park
† October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend – Hawaii One-Oh
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Ulverstone
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 17 July 2009

Friday already?  Time flies.  Flies fly. Pigs don't.  You could write a thesis on that.

Speaking of thesis, this week's hare is Professor Hump of the Lead Lighting Institute of Uganda and Southern Rwanda.  Her thesis is on the migration patterns of Slack Macs, and will set her control group off at 3:30pm from the Somerset Sports Centre in Arthur St, Somerset.

Afterwards, hashers head to the House of Hump for riparian delights.  Bring hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for food and bucket.  Bring extra cash to be ripped off by Hash Hawker ChundZo.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ Somerset Sports Centre, Arthur St, Somerset
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 10 July 2009

The days are getting longer and it's time to tune up those bodies for the summer.  That's why all Burnie hashers are to head to the Penguin Sports Centre on Ironcliffe Road at 3:30pm this Sunday for GonZo's boot camp.

After some gentle warm ups (getting out of the car), you'll be subjected to a gruelling 5km hike while carrying your spare tyre, followed by a warm down of elbow curls using 10oz Boags weights.

Afterwards, hashers head to a local health food eatery for some carbohydrate loading.  Bring hat, mug, joke, friend and cash for food and bucket.  Bring extra cash to be ripped off by Hash Hawker Chunder.
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Early details of BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha Rainforest Interhash 2010 pre- and post-lube tour are up on the Hash Trashmania blog (http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/).  If you are going to the next Interhash and want to experience something authentic of the region, get in contact with BP to register your interest.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ Penguin Sports Centre, Ironcliffe Rd, Penguin
† R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ Somerset Sports Centre, Arthur St, Somerset
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
† R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/

HHH Hash Trash 3 July 2009

Ah, Devonport.  Rusty-hinged gateway to Tasmania and home of the DickHead hash.

In over 1,000 r*ns of Burnie Hash history, barely a bucket of ovine testicles have been held on the Mersey side of the NW Coast, but who better to throw another set of sheep's balls into the bucket than the bi coastal Dyke? (I'm sure that should read bi-coastal, but he is primarily a Devonport hasher so it stands as is - besides, he doesn't have a computer and will never read this any).

This Sunday's BURNIE hash starts at 3:30pm from Unit 2, 64 Tugrah Rd, Devonport (Google it if you're unsure how to get there), as opposed to Devonport's Monday night hash from Penguin and Tuesday night's Lunar hash from Ulverstone.  All very incestuous.

Bring hat, mug, joke, friend and $10 for food and bucket.  Bring extra cash to be ripped off by Hash Hawker Chunder.
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A reminder that Tuesday night sees the launch of a new hash club on the NW coast of Tasmania – Luna Hash.
In order to say that you were on Run 1, be at Otto's Grotto in Ulverstone at 7:00pm on Tuesday 7^th July.   Aaaarrrooooooo!
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Interhash 2010 – if you would like to be part of a Tasmanian ghetto in Kuching, contact Mike 'Mad Dog' Bowerman to grab one of the few remaining rooms at the Grand Margarita.  There's one year to go, but all the good accommodation is already showing a fully booked!
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Early details of BallPoint's Born in Borneo Brouhaha Rainforest Interhash 2010 pre- and post-lube tour are up on the Hash Trashmania blog (http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/).  If you are going to the next Interhash and want to experience something authentic of the region, get in contact with BP to register your interest.
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Congratulations to Trakka and Tinsel on becoming grandparents for the first time this week.  Drambuie time?
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
Jul 7 – Lunar Hash Run No. 1
Jul 25-26 - Waratah Wild West Weekend
August 15-16 - Devonport H3's Tour de Pisse
September 9 - 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
October 3-4 – H5 Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
October 17-18 - Burnie 10 weekend
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1005 - July 5 - Dyke @ U2 64 Tugrah Rd, Devonport
R*n 1006 - July 12 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1007 - July 19 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1008 - July 25 - WWW6 - Phay Ray and Urang @ Waratah
R*n 1009 - July 26 - Urang @ Waratah
R*N 1010 - August 2 - Giggles and Boom Boom @ TBA
† R*n 1011 - August 9 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1012 - August 15 - DH3 Tour de Pisse @ Turners Beach
R*n 1013 - August 23 - Trakka @ Wynyard

On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/