Burnie Hash Trash May 11th

The first r*n of the new hashing year will be set by Sword Swallower (with assistance from Pucker Boy) from the Oldina  Forest Reserve @ Wynyard, starting at 3:30pm on Sunday 13^th May. 

 Bring the usual stuff - mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, $10 and change for the rigged raffle – plus a hat, chair and torch (in case of emergency or darkness).

Burnie Hash AGPU

This week Burnie Hash celebrates the annual change of its most intimate apparel, the committee.  "How much lace and lycra will be required to cover so much talent?", I hear you ask...  Flexibility is the key here, and wearing your jocks on the outside is also a great way to keep your tights from falling down when you're about to save the world.
Superheroes should convene at 4pm on Saturday May 5th at 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler.  Bring a plate (unless instructed otherwise) and BYO extra sherbets for a big night.
On! On!  Dini

Burnie Hash Trash April 27th 2012

This week Hare Phay Wray takes Burnie Hashers deep into the hills in search of alpacas.  I love alpacas, but doubt I could eat a whole one.
Drive south through the Ridgley township (avoiding the houses and keeping to the roads makes this much less complex) and hang a right at the Guide Falls turn off.  Follow signs from the Guide Falls gateway.  There may or may not be alpacas, but there will be definitely be trail.  None of your GPS palaver.
Sunday April 29th, 3.30 pm.  Wear a hat, bring mug, joke, friend, piece of wood, $10 and change for the rigged raffle.  On afters will be at the King's Chapel, 457 Mooreville Road.
On! On!  Dini    

Burnie HHH Next R*n April 22nd

There are times in our lives when we search for meaning.

This week's Hare, a Bit of This, has completed that phase of her life and is now devoted to the search for small plastic lunchboxes concealed in dark, musty, spore-laden spaces.

This week's Geocaching adventure starts from the Heybridge (Cuprona) football ground, and due to the slightly different nature of the r*n, the Hare recommends that we start at 3.30pm.

Bring a GPS or smartphone (rather a turnaround, I thought, for a hare who maligns R*nkeeper users at every turn...).

The hare provides the following instruction:

Go to geocaching Australia (Tasmania) and find 'A mule track for copper' Heybridge and' Steam wheel in the bush', also Heybridge for any hints and clues!!!

Bring money for a pub meal On On after at Mecca (Club Hotel) Burnie.

Also useful may be small donatable Hash artefacts to leave in the geocache boxes. Don't miss this one, sounds like lots of fun!

On! On!

Dini

Burnie HHH Next R*n April 15th

This week's r*n celebrates a birthday at the new House of Hump. Hare Speedy clocks up a new milestone in record time. It must surely only be 6 months since her last birthday? Or perhaps we are all just having too much fun.

Instructions from the Hare are as follows:

Travel to Highclere Shop and say Hi to Clere. Turn right on Oonah Road, continue 3.3km, turn left onto Guide Road. Travel 2 km along Guide Road to where the r*n starts. Signs are promised, but the Hare did not say what sort, so look for a juniper bush with foot-shaped berries and birthday candles. That's sure to be a sign of something.

4.30pm sharp, Sunday April 15th. Bring all the usual stuff.

On! On!

Dini

Burnie HHH Next R*n April 1st

The Hare this week is Nobody's Fool when it comes to setting a creative trail. Ratchet has put his hand up (no, not like a vet does) to deliver us the first non-daylight-savings r*n of the year.
On On will be called at the new and clinically approved time of 4.30 pm on Sunday April 1st from 1054 Isandula Road, Gawler. Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, torch, piece of wood, $10 and raffle change. Bring extra drinks if you are a p*sshead.
On! On!
Dini

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Burnie HHH Next R*n March 25th

This week Burnie Hashing returns to its spiritual home, or at least several kilometres closer to it. And there may even be real spirits, if the Hare Dyke sees fit to crack open a flagon or two.
The people have spoken, and they want their Hash on a Sunday, and not in someone else's Hashing backyard... even to the extent of holding a rogue hash r*n in a local hamlet, complete with burnt sausages and a dodgy raffle...
Meet at Gravel Hill Homestead, 14-16 Coral Avenue, Ulverstone, 5.30pm this Sunday March 25th. Bring Hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 and raffle change.
On! On!
Dini

Burnie HHH Next R*n March 17th

Not satiated by r*nning amok in the sacred corners of Latrobe (1826), this week Burnie Hash takes on the Village Green in the even more historic township of Westbury (1823). Naturally it can only be the history which has drawn our club to r*n so far from home. It would be nothing to do with the coincidental St Patrick's Day festival, with the certainty of a warm black pudding and shamrock salad washed down by a vat of a certain rather famous Porter...
Hosts Launceston H3 will be on hand to relieve you of $45 in exchange for a pair of shorts, piss stop, camping facilities and the chance to immerse in all things Irish.
Festivities kick off on Saturday 17th from around midday with the r*n scheduled to start about 1.30pm from the showground. Camp, drink and be merry, b'gorrah. And don't forget to colour up in your best emerald green. Where's GonZo when we need her?
On! On!

Burnie Hash March 11th

This Sunday's run will be set by Ringo from his house at 448 West Mooreville Road. Bring all the usual requirements.

Burnie HHH Next R*n March 4th

This week Burnie Hash moves into uncharted territory. You won't find Wells Car Park on a map.  However, armed with the information that you should look for signs starting from the car park behind 79 Gilbert Street, Latrobe, you may be lucky enough to find Urang and Phay Wray, and possibly even a bit of trail.
Sunday, March 4th, 5.30 pm
On! On!