Sunday, 25 October 2009
Friday, 23 October 2009
HHH Hash Trash 23 October 2009
This week's trail, however, WILL be rubbish even before we start. Did hare Speed Hump refuse to listen to a tip from the Trail Master (what a waste)? Does Speedy have a thing for rebarbartive rejectamenta?
Regardless of all this garbage, this Sunday's trash hash starts at 5:30pm from the Burnie Waste Management Centre on Mooreville Road, Burnie.
Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, nose plugs and $10 for bucket and tucker; bring extra change for a chance to win some crap DVD that may or may not have your name in the title.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I would like to acknowledge that last week's e-mail, which implied Knickers set the trail and the pigs were flying, was not entirely factual. Clearly this was not the case and I apologise to Knickers and to the readership for such a misleading statement. The e-mail should have said that experienced hare Knickers set trail without the assistance of any flying pigs, because they were in trapped in Hades, where they experienced unexpected Arctic conditions.
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Someone will soon whinge that the start time is 5:00pm. Don't believe them; it's all a plot to get home before some God-awful ABC period drama starts.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip (trash hash)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Friday, 16 October 2009
HHH Hash Trash 16 October 2009
This weekend is fraught with danger. Never mind that Urang has spent all week trying to recreate a Hawaiian volcano in the pool room or that the hares have set trail over hot coals - the big danger comes from the combination of grass skirts, a fire, and Herr Flick.
Hashers looking for a lei should assemble at the West Mooreville Rd cat/chicken/moose farm this Saturday at 1:30pm for a 2pm start. Afterwards, hashers will don all manner of clothing that looks no different after being vomited on, and dine on Hawaiian cuisine (anything with pineapple added). The night will no doubt finish with a dip in the natural hot springs, although those words may not appear in the correct order.
Then on Sunday (for all those masochists), join 1,000 hashing wanna-bes for the 25th Burnie Ten. Will Mice Boxx-Wanker be there? More importantly, will Dini be there at the half way point? Afterwards, head back to Ringo and Dini's for a wind down and a top up.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 12 - Chardonnay H3 Sex Hundredth Run @ Polish Club (New Zealand theme) $20 for fud, puss stop and bedge
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I would like to acknowledge that last week's e-mail, which implied that Knickers would not be setting trail, was not entirely factual. The e-mail claimed that Knickers would be mowing lawns and trimming edges while the trail would magically appear. Clearly this was not the case and I apologise to Knickers and to the readership for such a misleading statement. The e-mail should have said that experienced hare Knickers would be setting trail, while the surrounding airspace would be filled with flying pigs.
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0 @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip (trash hash)
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ Sulphur Creek
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Phay Ray & Urang @ Mooreville Rd, Burnie
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ 448 West Mooreville Rd, Burnie (11am apres-party stroll)
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Friday, 9 October 2009
HHH Hash Trash 09 October 2009
Ordinarily, I'd be referring to the annual 1000km race at Mt Panorama, but in this instance its Knickers mowing the lawns and whipper-snipping the edges, while amazingly somewhere out back little blobs of flour are magically appearing in the form of a trail. I don't know how she does it.
Trail starts from 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler, at a time not specified to me by the Trailmaster, so I will unilaterally declare that time to be (race due to finish at 4:30pm, catch 15 minutes of highlights before being abused even more, plus ten minutes to get changed, 10 minutes to pack the car, 25 minutes to drive at break-neck speed from West Mooreville Rd to Gawler) 5:30pm.
Bring blue or red hat, mug, joke, friend, chequered flag, and $10 for bucket and fizzy pasta; extra for raffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers @ 1054 Isandula Rd, Gawler
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
† R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ Burnie tip
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Friday, 2 October 2009
HHH Hash Trash 02 October 2009
Our indigenous brothers would say that it's because Yhi (the sun) wants a bit of lunar action wink wink nudge nudge if you know what I mean but Bahloo (moon) is having none of that thank you very much so they chase each other across the sky. Others would say that it's because the moon is strapped to the back of a cosmic chicken, but you can't see the chicken because it's gone to the dark side, but these people can be discounted as loonies. Quite frankly, I couldn't care less. All this crossing here to get to there; why aren't people happy with where they are standing? Big deal, so you're a fish and you crossed the road or you're a fish with feathers and a beak saying 'look at me - a swimming chicken'. You're not fooling me, squid breath.
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Have I mentioned that I'm not feeling well?
This week's Burnie Hash coincides with this month's full moon which coincides with the start of daylight saving which is all too late for someone who only had the power reconnected yesterday.
Ergo, hare Ringo is setting the joint Burnie/LoonR Hash run this Sunday from Romaine Reserve (off Amanda Ct, Burnie) starting at the seasonally adjusted time of 5:00pm.
Bring hat, mug, joke, friend, $10 for bucket and grog and change for raffle.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1020 - 04/10/2009 - Ringo @ Romaine Reserve, Burnie (joint run with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers *cough* @ TBA
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ TBA
R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Friday, 25 September 2009
HHH Hash Trash 25 September 2009
Does it need a reason? Why would it want to? Does it think that it's a duck? And who let a chicken in here anyway?
For answers to none of these questions, go no further than Devonport's foremost poultrologist, Dyke, who is holding a seminar on aquatic gallifomes this Sunday starting at 3:30pm from the Devonport Olympic Pool, Steele Street, Devonport. Bring a hat, mug, joke, friend, rubber chicken and $10 plus change.
Hopefully the seminar won't last as long as Professor DoodleDoo's marathon dissertation on pedestrian piscetorians.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 26 – AFL Grand Final gatherings
* Launceston H3 AFL R*n and Piss up @ Launceston Workers Club, 12 noon.
* Chardonnay Footy Fiends go to Portholes and Swallow's, 14 Ewing Avenue Kingston Beach.
* Devonport HHH pigskin tragics go where there's cold beer and a big telly—Tracka's place (to be confirmed, when he tells Tinsel).
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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I'm going have to give this up – it be rubbish I'm writing now
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1019 - 27/09/2009 - Dyke @ Devonport Olympic Pool, Steele St
R*n 1020 - 04/10/2009 - Ringo @ Burnie (joint run with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 - 11/10/2009 - Knickers *cough* @ TBA
R*n 1022 - 17/10/2009 - Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 - 18/10/2009 - Burnie One-0
† R*n 1024 - 25/10/2009 - Speed Hump @ TBA
† R*n 1025 - 01/11/2009 - A Bit of This @ TBA
† R*n 1026 - 08/11/2009 - Dini @ TBA
† R*n 1027 - 15/11/2009 - Giggles @ TBA
† R*n 1028 - 22/11/2009 - Ratchet @ TBA
† R*n 1029 - 29/11/2009 - GonZo @ TBA
† R*n 1030 - 06/12/2009 - Dyke @ TBA
† R*n 1031 - 13/12/2009 - TBA @ TBA
† R*n 1032 - 20/12/2009 - JMs' Christmas R*n @ TBA
† R*n 1033 - 31/12/2009 - Humpy New Year and Blue Loon
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Sunday, 20 September 2009
No Thrust at Burnie Hash
Tinsel above is revelling in the Burnie landscape...
GoneAgain-----
Friday, 18 September 2009
HHH Hash Trash 18 September 2009
Why did the fish cross the road?
Well, clearly the fish couldn't of its own accord. It'll need an accomplice, probably a chicken. Or a rooster. Or maybe a hare.
To watch this menagerie-à-trois, hosted by A Doodle Doo, Burnie hashers should head to Fish Frenzy on the upmarket Burnie waterfront (parking optional) for 3:30pm start. Bring fish hat, mug, joke, friend, lemon, $10 plus raffle change, and a nice bottle of sauv blanc.
Unless it's raining, of course, in which case the bloody fish can cross the road by itself.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 26 – AFL Grand Final gatherings * Launceston H3 AFL R*n and Piss up @ Launceston Workers Club, 12 noon.
* Chardonnay Footy Fiends go to Portholes and Swallow's, 14 Ewing Avenue Kingston Beach.
* Devonport HHH pigskin tragics go where there's cold beer and a big telly—Tracka's place (to be confirmed, when he tells Tinsel).
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
* $70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ Fish Frenzy, Burnie
R*n 1019 – September 27 – Dyke @ Devonport Olymprick Pool
† R*n 1020 – October 4 – Ringo @ Burnie (joint r*n with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 – October 11 – Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/
Friday, 11 September 2009
HHH Hash Trash 11 September 2009
Ahhh Chunder, always pushing the boundaries. Who else would set an invisible trail?
This time he's sending the pack way out west; far wester than any other hare before.
This Sunday's trail is from the Black River Camp Reserve (formerly known as Brickmakers Beach), which is a casual 4.4km stroll west of Port Latta. Yes, Port Latta. Not Port of Burnie. Not the old Port of Cam or even old Port of Wynyard. Port Latta.
Hare Chunder says 'don't be late and bring spare socks and shoes, for here there be mud. Shiggy, and lots of it.
Apres hash will be held at a secret location of the public bar type. Bring coin for a countery and grog.
Us Chardonnay hashers would never put up with such antics!
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
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RECEDING HARELINE († updated)
† R*n 1017 – September 13 – Chunder @ Black River reserve
R*n 1018 – September 20 – A Doodle Doo @ Fish Frenzy, Burnie
R*n 1019 – September 27 – Dyke @TBA
† R*n 1020 – October 4 – Ringo @ Burnie (joint r*n with LoonR Hash)
R*n 1021 – October 11 – Knickers @ TBA
R*n 1022 – October 17 – Hawaii One-0
R*n 1023 – October 18 – Burnie One-0
On on
Grizzly
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
HHH Hash Trash 09 September 2009
Since 2003, Harriettes have claimed one day as their own by staging special hash events in all corners of the globe when the day, month and year all bear the same number.
This year, Harriettes (joined by some of the ugliest and hairiest women imaginable) will gather in three Tasmanian centres.
In the NW of the state, Burnie H3 will host a frock up from Oakleigh Park in Burnie. Cost is $15, which covers enough chocolate and champers to get you through menopause.
In Launceston there's a progressive dinner hash, starting at BallPoint's house and finishing in Puss In Boots' bed. Well, that's where she's finishing.
In Hobart, Tasmania's only all-girl hash club, Hobart Hash Harem, is celebrating its 555th run from the Marquis of Hastings pub, starting at 7:00pm. The theme is 999 tu tu 555 and cost is $20.
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UP AND CUMMING. († updated)
September 9 – 7th Global Harriettes R*n (09/09/09)
September 9 – Hobart Harem 555 @ Maquis of Hastings
October 2-4 – H5 1500th/Oktoberfest @ Bronte Park
$70 gets you meal, accommodation and grog, RSVP to Sonar on 0415 164 748
October 17-18 – Burnie 10 weekend
November 2 – Camp Quality run @ RYCT, Sandy Bay
November 20-21 – Launceston H3 - Pirates and Wenches @ Bayside Vistas, Bridport
2010
January 30 – Gathering of the Moons (aka High Noon)
July 2-4 – 2010 Rainforest Interhash www.borneointerhash2010.com
On on
Grizzly
http://www.burniehhh.blogspot.com/